Newman

I bought it on Steam for maybe $1 about 10 years ago and felt kinda cheated.

Did they just? I mean, I saw the footage. Rewatched it several times, in fact. But like a skate board? Off the ramp? And into an extra jump?

Well… I’m convinced.

This new Robert Rodriguez family film looks kinda hype tbh

Okay, now show median net developer earnings per game over its first 12 months of release. And then show the median age of the developers.

Sorry, I’m just morbidly curious to know what child labor earns these days in the game dev space.

This just feels like thinly veiled code for, ‘I’m just going to yell “GET IT?” after I kick this man in the bean machine.’

This is the most depressingly accurate summary of Roblox

The “Toys to Life” genre required an initial buy-in and physical goods; most F2P games (rather, “Platforms” now) have become platform agnostic and never run out of digital goods, let alone have to leave your house to buy them. “You guys have phones, right?”

It, uhhh… really sucks.

Congrats on having one of the only 4th graders with parents paying attention.

It only placates the right-wing; after they stop proving useful, It’ll start working against them at the whim of the technocrats who own the data centers. And *that* is when shit’s gonna really have your mouth when you must scream.

Preordered on unfinalized details alone

Caseless barebones system for the modern price of its RAM lesgooooo

and got a SNES, and none of the kids at my new school knew about Scrunt, so I guess the world just sorta moved on?

Anywho, always happy to hear about old games getting their due!

It looked like he’d spent the past week screaming? crying? there was a hole punched in the wall, and the room smelled like… god, I can’t even describe the stench. Mom sent me to my room, and all I could hear was him pleading “I’m sorry” and her just sobbing. We moved shortly after (2/3)

Wow, childhood memory unlocked! I got Scrunt as a birthday present when I was 6, but my dad started playing it while I was at school. He moved the NES into his bedroom and didn’t come out for like 3 days, while my mom slept on the couch with packed luggage next to her. When Dad finally emerged (1/3)

Ah dang, you hired a cowboy? Now I GOTSTA buy this game!

As a former avid wearer of a plain red baseball cap with no words on it, this hits me where I live.

I had a dream that they announced a new kingdom hearts game and Emet-Selch was there and he shot goofy

Man, I’m just happy to see you’re still covering Trackmania

TIMECOP.

HE IS A TIME COP.

HIS HUMAN WIFE WAS TIME MURDERED BY TIME THUGS.

HE STOPS CUTTING HIS HAIR, BECOMES A TIME DETECTIVE.

AND THE WHOLE TIME, HE IS JCVD.

TIMECOP.

Aha! You don’t know anything about art! See, this is my painting, and it ain’t about symbolism! It’s about gettin’ high and fuckin’ around outside at night!

aha!

Oct 2003: Call of Duty simulates infantry and combined arms warfare of World War II, in an attempt to convey the efforts and sacrifices of three nations involved the European front.

Jan 2026: shoot people in Azeroth while you poop or something, idk, battlepass skins

This settles it:

the algorithm must die.

You can't reuse old passwords

Before using a password manager, most of mine had become obscene messages towards the company or service pushing such reqs.

I've decided to FIX MARIO
#pixelart

S-O-L-D

I haven't posted about this here yet, but my stone wall thing is still being worked on! 🧱

This is how it all started!
Some info about this original prototype in thread 👇
#b3d #blender #geometrynodes

Otacon, sitting at a computer asks Snake: "what kind of music do you like?" Snake: "uhhh Johnny Cash?" Otacon: "oh, then you're gonna LOVE this" Otacon then pulls up a youtube video called 'Hatsune Miku sings Ring of Fire'

one of my favorite snake & otacon comics i've done

I almost want to try replaying this with a Cintiq as a clunky proof of concept...