Hawaii SB2761 | 2026 | Regular Session
Summary (2026-03-06) Relating To Social Media. [48 Hrs. Notice 03-10-26.]
Hawaii: you're up. Call your House representatives and tell them to oppose SB 2761, which is heading to the House from the Senate: it's a total ban on social media for under-16s, not made any better by the obvious typo in the effective date of 2077. legiscan.com/HI/bill/SB27...
07.03.2026 09:56
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I love that you grabbed your emotional support sticks and string! Please continue to do so as needed!
06.03.2026 23:30
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If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kΔkΔpΕ chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
06.03.2026 04:31
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What's your favorite kind of tree?
1. mossy creeper
2. colorful dreamer
3. old bastard
4. gnarled weirdo
06.03.2026 03:31
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Youβre emulating a 40-column green phosphor monitor for an Apple ][c from the 1980βs!
Therefore, all faults are nostalgic retro happy accidents.
06.03.2026 01:29
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Ugh, swatting sucks.
Iβm an alum of RRHS and Iβm delighted to see you teaching history there!
05.03.2026 21:00
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I am educating my brother about Hoopla and Libby. He wanted me to help him buy him an audiobook on Spotify and I said, "But, WAIT! Do you have a library card? Cause, that audiobook you want to listen to? The library has the whole series! For freeeeeee!!!"
04.03.2026 18:46
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I miss the old days when the CIA did quiet regime change and the GOP knew to throw the Christian Nationalists the occasional convenient boneβrather than the DoD doing splashy assassinations for a demented tyrant and the Christian Nationalists trying and failing to run the DoD.
04.03.2026 20:20
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Large-scale online deanonymization with LLMs
We show that large language models can be used to perform at-scale deanonymization. With full Internet access, our agent can re-identify Hacker News users and Anthropic Interviewer participants at hig...
Delete your socks, people.
"We show that large language models can be used to perform
at-scale deanonymization...at high precision, given pseudonymous online profiles and conversations alone, matching what would take hours for a dedicated human investigator."
04.03.2026 07:41
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What will always bemuse me about the US Heresy is that Jesus says that nobody shall know the day or the hour of his return.
This isnβt βdid he own his shoes?β level of theoretical heretical debate, this is βbut what if we DID know?!β
Well you canβt. Your guy said so. Go pound sand.
03.03.2026 11:53
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An image made with a Pokemon Pokopia meme generator, saying, "I want it but I'm not buying a Switch 2 for it."
This game would 127% be my jam, but Nintendo gonna Nintend.
03.03.2026 09:59
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Jamelle Bouie clearly and quite publicly works very hard to be informed and even-handed and anyone talking about him as if heβs not doing either of those things should shut the fuck up and definitely be widely ignored
02.03.2026 23:31
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As a historian, I'd just like to remind the politicians who follow me that it is not, in fact, 2003 anymore and the current GOP war in the Middle East is not, in fact, even remotely popular.
So if you're a weathervane who just tries to do what's already popular, full-throated opposition is it!
02.03.2026 00:49
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Now more than ever, you don't have to be cutting and pasting batshit posts that you have seen over on That Other Site and also, for fuck's sake, get off That Other Site, again, now more than ever
01.03.2026 21:38
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lmao people worrying about an apple watch in a SCIF when these guys are drawing up war plans in claude and placing side bets with online bookies
01.03.2026 03:17
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A reminder that Girl Scouting of America has welcomed trans and nonbinary girls from the first one that asked, has always had lesbian and bi members and adults, never declared bankruptcy to avoid paying for sexual assaults, and never poached the other side to recover from said bankruptcy.
27.02.2026 18:08
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I apologize for initially being somewhat skeptical of Phillip Morris.
In all of our interactions, they made it profoundly clear that they are unequivocally opposed to any and all use of tobacco products and that they remain committed to partnering with us to achieve the best possible outcome.
28.02.2026 05:35
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ICE was very active in Minneapolis today, they kidnapped multiple people. ICE didn't leave, the media has moved on but we are still under federal occupation.
28.02.2026 01:36
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Dozens of U.S. strikes on Iran. Dunno what to say now other than my thoughts are with the Iranian civilians under fire. What a nightmare.
28.02.2026 07:22
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It IS adult to be pleased and proud to be able to afford New Good Tools!
Carbon fiber or bone double-point knitting needles get me giddy. :D
28.02.2026 06:46
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Soviet Russians cosplaying orcs understood Tolkien better than Thiel ever will.
27.02.2026 21:56
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Sedevacantism - Wikipedia
Strictly speaking, there already HAVE been schisms over Papal wokeness! Check out βsedevacantismβ, where you just say all popes since 1958 arenβt, thereby nullifying Vatican II.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedevac...
27.02.2026 21:54
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βScouting Americaβ (fka Boy Scouts) forced to throw their trans members under the bus by our Christian Nationalist SecDef.
27.02.2026 21:26
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Every stage of this process - his arrest, spending a year in jail, being dumped on the streets to die - would be deeply shameful in a society that actually valued human life.
27.02.2026 02:29
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should also be noted because it just occurred to me that some people might not know: Kansas has strict voter ID laws
27.02.2026 03:09
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This week's cover @thelancet.com
26.02.2026 23:48
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Under no circumstances do you have to hand it to them.
26.02.2026 20:43
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Burn it all down
26.02.2026 02:06
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