Angelica Noi -London Feb 27-March 17

Not much of a bartender, but when faced with a sexy brunette I suddenly have all kinds of tricks up my sleeve 💋

Being apolitical or even cosplaying prejudice for short term financial gain is not a pressure I will ever succumb to in this industry 💋

The sluttiest thing a man can do is to include his screening information (LinkedIn, ID) in his introductory email

Several Ice cream vans have just gone past. It is NOT that hot London, relax 😩

Screaming 😂 I was in a tank top today!

Bet you’ve never met a woman quite like me 🤍

Cafe in London didn’t have change for a twenty so I had to use card. Whorephobia is rampant 😭

London, I’m yours 💋

Preparing myself to be surrounded by British accents 😎

It’s 2026 and men are still approaching providers with the good old “I’d prefer not to share my private information but I can assure you I’m a lovely guy.” shit. 😂 I’m sorry, but you’re laughable.
If you want me to share my body with you, you sharing your name is the absolute bare minimum. 😉

Yes, girl!

Its my birthday 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

Omg stop ilyy

Shout out to the half hour of sun that came out today to remind me that life is worth living! MVP

Hi sexy 😍

Thinking about the sexy clients I met in 2025 😍

Popping over here to let you know I’ll be in London from Feb 27th to March 17th! Let’s be in touch? 💌💌💌

^^^

Having a hairy pussy is chic and incredibly sexy

😭 impossible

Spending a bit more time over here because I’m desperate to see more colleague posts and less world news posts on my feed 🥲🥲

And to those who simply can’t or don’t want to work, you are completely valid!

Sending so much love to my colleagues who are continuing to be a blessing despite the world being particularly (and unprecedentedly) grotesque right now. Now is a good time to show some extra appreciation ❤️

Wait, YES!

There’s some beautiful women in Vancouver that I need to revisit 😭🫶

Aching, yearning, willing time to fast forward…if you’d like to see me with Angelica she’ll be in London soon!
A word of caution: we are extremely hot and fun together.

Miss you ahhh!

I have a yearning to be reunited with this beautiful person 😌

I miss you so much!! This needs to happen ❤️❤️

Yes 😍