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I can't stop thinking about this video

I was fucking around with my phone camera's settings I think I made it a little too dark

Turns out you can just add shit to Ramen and make the tastiest looking you've ever made in your whole life and

also I attempted a stir fry for the first time with just the noodles, packet sauce, eggs and kielbasa

sorry not a boy but i am at least an evil big sister

Where the fucjk are all of you following for I'm a depressed NEET bitch--oh that post is blowing up again

Offering Received: a button that says a random curse word when pressed (#750)

they're having far too much fun just mashing it before it can finish a single swear!

yea

TRUE!

kh1 has this feeling of alienation, isolation, strangeness, and urgency, that i feel like is really not eclipsed by many other things made till now

Alienation is IMO the norm for devs, both socially and organisationally. Whether it works for the end user doesn't cross their mind. Whether the design fulfils business needs is not their problem. Bugs are a future problem. Ship insecure software and patch it as user data gets stolen.

a poem, reading as follows: please bless the poor coyote who lives where we say she shouldn't nosing through the garbage piles that rot along the freeway please aid the stray coyote and keep her from the trapper's snare pray she sniffs out all the poison pray she lives to run away please guide the lost coyote bless and keep her as she wanders may she always come back home may it all turn out okay please feed this gaunt coyote may she carry a full litter of five to eight pups or more who live to raise their own one day pray for the sly coyote may she rest in sunny places and run in open fields and may she never want for prey please love the dear coyote who lived when we said she couldn't may all her years be kind to her may she go gently on her way

"please bless the poor coyote"
poetry or something. 2025.

sometimes there's a passion that comes in its springtime to ill fate or death. And because it ends in its beauty, it's what the harpers sing of and the poets make stories of: the love that escapes the years...

HUH WHUH THIS WAS LIKE 6 YEARS AGO MAN AND THESE WEREN'T EVEN GOOD TIMES but i was still proud of the last one

"Assassin's Creed 3 is like the sixth or eigth game depending on how you count" - Funny

"Kingdom Hearts 3 is roughly the 13th game" - Extremely Funny

"Beatmania 3 is the 13th one but they never made beatmania 4 and instead made 32 sequels to beatmania 2, which is the fifth one" - True Masterwork

“The character i hate the most, however, is Stewie Griffin. First of all, i don't like babies. Second of all, i don't like it when babies can talk.”

people LOVE to treat their anecdotal experiences with medications and pharmaceuticals as dogmatic fact it's so cool especially with stimulants and estrogen/hrt

i don't mean to be a dick. it's just that even the cats in my house know when to shut up

the problem with this therian tf2 server ive been on is that people love to incessantly make loud animal-esque noises repeatedly into vc and i normally like to use the vc but muting selective people in tf2 sucks because then people just start talking to no one and making no sense

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

Trump running around kidnapping and assassinating foreign heads of state and the Democratic response being "gee it would be nice if you told us first 🥺" is really all anyone needs to know about the party

someone in a tf2 server i was in said "ABAB, assigned baby at birth" and my autistic ass almost burst a blood vessel

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.

I just realized i pressed medium instead of light oops i misread the input counters

Sorry I guess for forgetting my throw is fucking doodoo dogshit and daring to press a light button on someone's wakeup after a punish counter

Fighting games reward skill and executive precision

GribblesGoBag @GribblesGoBag Follow .•• Smascbyjeffchastair Remember who we are fighting for! 10:42 AM • Feb 28, 2026 • 2,893 Views

it’s probably fine that this meme is one of the top posts on every military Reddit sub right now

FFX challenge names really be like NSGNSNIBGKSJDKFLWTFBBQ Penance Attempt (Part 1/34)