A. Cannon

This website makes me yearn for blogs

I’m just saying my screen time on the evilest screen is now slightly less miserable.

Deleted Instagram off my phone and this is must be what it feels like when people with drinking problems try dry January. I feel amazing.

I deleted instagram and now I spend all my tv time reading shit on Wikipedia. It’s great.

Back on here after deleting all the other apps and damn it’s weird in here I love it

Oh my god

My take on the west village girls article is that New York Mag used to be funnier and meaner. If you’re gonna do culture reporting I’m begging you to have a point of view.

How are the Scientologists doing these days?

I wanna jump on the puma speed cat revival so bad as this was MY SHOE from like ‘05-08 but my plantar fasciitis is like “lol babe”

Hi are people on this app watching Andy Cohen et al tonite. This is a big test for whether it’s fun here or not.

Whatever ethnic makeup is required to be able to digest eggnog - I am not it. I can’t even watch a recipe video without getting a stomachache.

Sure making your kid a dinner that you all enjoy together is good, but have you ever just fed them some pancakes and had whatever you wanted after they went to bed? Incredible.

I love when people with no taste decide to review stuff online.

The domesticity performance posting this upcoming thanksgiving are going to be the new political alignment litmus test. Like seeing what people’s parents kitchens/stairwells looked like on IG in your 20s.

The thing about making chicken broth is you have to commit to having chicken broth

The NYPD is fucking up my rainstorm ambiance with a helicopter. What can you even see there!???

My husband and I got Covid and my son isn’t sick so my mom took him for the weekend and they possess a truly chaotic duo energy that is both fun and terrifying.

Rita Skeeter’s quick quotes quill is ChatGPT

Everyone at Santa Con is going to get Covid be safe out there

None of these kids look like they’re having any fun in their parent’s instagram photo ops

I’ve been neti pot pilled

The northeast tomato posts have started thank god

True and real

The X-twitter app is doing psychic damage so I’m back here

I’m fairly sure it’s not what the shows about but this reminds me of the time my father in law offered his son, who had recently moved to a new apartment, a new knife block from with one missing knife (he was a property manager, and dealt with recently vacated apartments sometimes lol)

Conservative psycho grey laminate flooring moms online mad at colorful children’s clothes need to stop. I swear to god the way normal parents are gonna have to pick up the slack when these people’s kids stop wanting to go home when they’re teenagers - I’m gonna have to send a bill for food

Fake it, nap, and then just enjoy night vibes

Misplaced my emotional support cup

Packing to go to where it’s 90 degrees while in springy New York is hard — I do not know my 90 degrees and humid persona yet!!!

There is a well dressed woman who I’ve been seeing at my corner coffee shop and I’m not sure how to be cool about asking her where she gets every single article of clothing. Interesting printed dresses! A well fitted statement blazer! Gorgeous shoes!!!