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she/her history mom in the beetlejuice part of connecticut gourd and garlic grower, ned lamont outfit commentator, “pavement dad” type

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A childre’s book that says I love mud and mud loves me with a cartoon young person in a red coat with jazz hands

A childre’s book that says I love mud and mud loves me with a cartoon young person in a red coat with jazz hands

and you could read this book in your chair!

10.03.2026 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we do mow 1x mid June and one time at the end of the season for garlic hay but it’s not enough for these people…we need leaf blowers we need japanese flora that serves no purpose, we need a tractor that is far too large for the lot size, we need dyed mulch etc. etc.

10.03.2026 16:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

getting ready to collect the snide comments from republican neighbors about our unmowed lawn like they are jewels in some type of evil crown…I will collect them ALL

10.03.2026 16:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“baby you a dong”

10.03.2026 16:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like I should be listening to Florida Georgia line in a bikini top when I drive through the mud

10.03.2026 16:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

10.03.2026 15:20 👍 3006 🔁 557 💬 110 📌 98

very weird to be in boots crunching through snow and light ice but also sweating in a t-shirt

10.03.2026 16:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Gubernatorial Candidates Answer Questionnaire Mathew Biadun | News-Editor With months still left to go, the 2026 Connecticut gubernatorial election is shaping up to be the most interesting in years. For the first time in over two decades, a gove...

Really nice work from the Eastern Connecticut State University student newspaper, who sent survey questions to all the current gubernatorial candidates and compiled the answers:

www.thecampuslantern.com/post/guberna...

10.03.2026 16:06 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

it’s going to be nearly 70 degrees today and I’m bringing a big snow shovel to the playground

10.03.2026 12:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have never lived in a walkable area but I have always been able to walk to a homemade ice cream shop

08.03.2026 21:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

additionally I am yelling out a “hell no” to TERFs and it’s louder

08.03.2026 20:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so many women on here make me think “wow girls rock” multiple times a day and I thank you for inspiring me and teaching me and making me laugh. I’m yelling out a “hell yeah” to you and it’s loud!

08.03.2026 20:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

kristi noem dresses like a stepmom at a beauty pageant

28.03.2025 01:10 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

@tanglewoodma.bsky.social lana del rey with the pops…it makes sense if you think about it

08.03.2026 19:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am a really big fan of your taste in music and general aura and am very very glad you are safe and that this man is not near you

08.03.2026 16:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Come on, this is Connecticut - the rules don't apply to everyone.

08.03.2026 14:33 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
tiny tiny geriatric cream puff dog that is 8 lbs and has never bitten anyone or anything but is still responsibly leashed in public spaces

tiny tiny geriatric cream puff dog that is 8 lbs and has never bitten anyone or anything but is still responsibly leashed in public spaces

this is our dog who is leashed even when we are in our own yard (predators)

08.03.2026 13:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one time a lady did this with a Jack Russell terrier and she was so far away and just kept saying “oh no he’s not friendly!” as he got closer to us, making no effort to come and obtain the not friendly dog from my 36 inch toddler

08.03.2026 13:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

literal 75 lb dog and this woman yells “it’s okay he’s friendly!” as he charges through the fog at my 38.5 inch son

08.03.2026 13:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sprang ahead into scolding an elderly for allowing her big disgusting dog to charge my toddler at the state park where dogs are TO BE LEASHED

08.03.2026 13:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

nice to be upset about something dumb, which is influencers…I am always upset at influencers, I think they are charlatans

08.03.2026 00:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you are promoting the wrong idea of old money and making little girls ask their parents for $200 pajamas- get a Tod’s bag that looks like it was run over by a car and you can have “old money aesthetic”

07.03.2026 23:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Renovating Our 5,000BC Neolithic Longhouse

07.03.2026 19:01 👍 105 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0
toddler in brown popcorn pajamas dipping an honestly very mid old fashioned fried donut in orange glaze and he’s smiling at the donut

toddler in brown popcorn pajamas dipping an honestly very mid old fashioned fried donut in orange glaze and he’s smiling at the donut

aforementioned toddler in popcorn jams rolling out donut dough on a stainless counter

aforementioned toddler in popcorn jams rolling out donut dough on a stainless counter

I feel bad for his suffering (croup) and have begun, Big Sugar Time™️

07.03.2026 14:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots"
And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will"

07.03.2026 11:28 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

today I didn’t switch from my swedish hasbeens into snow clogs and was at a donor’s house and had to walk through the snow to a barn full of Calder works (literal fantasy sentence) and damn do scandavian people know how to craft goods! I was fully dry and they are completely unharmed?

06.03.2026 21:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me in barrel pants (dumpy) and a denim chore coat standing on wide plank floors from the 1800s next to a big box of archival maps and renderings

me in barrel pants (dumpy) and a denim chore coat standing on wide plank floors from the 1800s next to a big box of archival maps and renderings

I just want all the haters and losers to know that I DO USE MY HISTORY DEGREE at my non academic and non teaching job and it is an ASSET

06.03.2026 21:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

jam I respect you as a poster, a parent and a fellow connecticut resident but I would fight you with a sword (you would also have one, I have honor) for that car

06.03.2026 14:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Badger Badger Badger.com! The Original Dancing Badgers!

Badgerbadgerbadger.com followed by a chatroom where romanian men ask to be my pen pal and my parents were like wow she’s so smart at computer, have fun!

06.03.2026 14:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0