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Writer and satirist for The Duffel Blog. Avid traveler, writer, photo enthusiast, coffee junkie, scuba diver, and aging American classic. “Poetic, but a little messed up.” instagram.com/pjolearycomedy

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Warrant Officer awarded Medal of Honor for showing up on time and in uniform First CW5 in recorded history to arrive at own award ceremony in correct uniform, citation says

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06.03.2026 16:01 👍 32 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1

You spelled totally on brand for 2026 wrong.

06.03.2026 16:07 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Critics declared Kristi Noem will go down in history as the worst Secretary of Homeland Security ever.

Markwayne Mullins said, “Hold my fucking beer…”

06.03.2026 03:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Florida workers are already losing because we’re a right-to-work state. This will only make it worse.

06.03.2026 03:26 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Have they announced who is going to play Markwayne Mullins on SNL?

06.03.2026 03:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Democratic lawmakers should start asking every Republican, “What is a war?” the way they ask, “What is a woman?”.

And just like them, accept no other answer than the very simple, black and white answer. No nuance. Just a smug gotcha question.

06.03.2026 02:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The weird frat boy arrogance is cheap and unbecoming of the position.

06.03.2026 01:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought we weren’t going to talk about our next moves.

06.03.2026 01:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Funny because we’ve all been thinking of George Orwell over the last few months.

05.03.2026 22:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who? Who are these leaders who have taken options off the table?

05.03.2026 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I absolutely LOVED this book when I was twelve. I don’t really remember much about it, but I definitely loved it.

04.03.2026 01:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is the kind of officer who tells subordinate officers it’s crucial they have a command philosophy, disseminate it to the troops, and ensure they know it.

03.03.2026 02:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That will probably happen anyway. Remember how they all loved W until he left office?

01.03.2026 01:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

We asked that ten years ago.

01.03.2026 01:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His post only works in an alternate universe where anyone believes shutting Scott Jennings says.

28.02.2026 22:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a soft coup.

28.02.2026 04:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember seeing the Russian flag flying on a government building in Syria a couple blocks from us and thinking exactly that.

26.02.2026 12:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This flag looks false.

26.02.2026 01:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Definitely to ensure fiscal responsibility and not just to be cunts.

26.02.2026 01:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was making fun of Fetterman and his tendency to vote with the GOP.

25.02.2026 01:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s not courage. Fetterman already claimed Massey’s seat by dropping a giant hoodie across it.

25.02.2026 01:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Goodfellas Doctrine!

22.02.2026 02:05 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pretty sure fucking children is unconstitutional, too.

22.02.2026 01:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the party of smaller government.

21.02.2026 23:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is where SCOTUS enters the “find out” phase of ruling POTUS cannot be held liable for actions in office.

21.02.2026 14:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I missed the part in the Bible where it discussed locker rooms.

21.02.2026 04:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bessent is what happens when mayonnaise, sitting in traffic, and receiving spam texts join together and assume human form.

21.02.2026 01:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Being so transparent with corruption will make the trials so much better when the time comes.

20.02.2026 23:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A barista at an airport Starbucks handed me my coffee and told me to have a great flight. Of course I responded, “You, too!”

17.02.2026 20:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ICE agents and Muslim terrorists are comparable in Randy Fine’s mind. Good to know.

17.02.2026 13:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0