Diamond Dave

Mole chili sounds incredible.

The called it “Jeffing”?? Automatic hall of fame.

Microwaving a flour tortilla with peanut butter and jelly was undefeated as well.

May or may not be related- but I just saw a seriously buff naked dude walking across the parking lot. Talm’ bout some guy John Connor.

I agree. The recruiting rankings were incredible, but it seemed like our best backs were always the unheralded ones.

Ya’ll are entirely too clever.

Not the same, but when my wife works out of town, my evenings consist solely of transitioning from food-couch-bed. Quite frequently, the last two are the same.

Fucking A. Me too.

What was your very first favorite song growing up as a kid?

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Great song.

Being so matchy-matchy is fucking hilarious too.

“Wait bro- you mean khaki as a color, or pant style? We can’t mess this up.”

Adorable

Facts

A story

Happy fucking holidays!!!!

Same

Lmao

Avg speed on I40 today was about 82 mph. All hell was breaking loose.

Sunday afternoon, and I think I might FINALLY be getting over that ridiculous Friday night of sports. Caring about things sucks.

It feels like it is, but just the nature of good defense means these games are close more often than not. So the results don’t quite look as impressive I feel.

!!!!

My Vizio has never quit, but it gives us fits about every 3 months. Still worth every penny of it being 2-3 $100 dollars cheaper than a comparatively spec’d competitor

The ESPN alert on my phone telling me the game started actually woke me up. 😂

These magazine covers always cut a little too deep, bud.

The next 5 weeks can look ugly, while still being a better team than last year. I’m optimistic

Fuckin’ A

The ‘Hired Gun’ documentary was brutal. He’s a dick.

Just once

Pretty sure I passed John Mateer on I-40 today. It’s gone be okay, yall.

I hope it’s not a cock tease.