I see what you did there
06.03.2026 14:11
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I see what you did there
Look, it’s really simple, The Masked Singer
Unmasks When Calls the Heart Star as Eggplant
But of a commute but I’m in
Went to the Bone Temple and they were worshipping your mom
I want to watch the CEO of Costco eat 5 rotisserie chickens in under an hour
NFL meme showing Kristi Noem released for sucking ass
Good news Browns fans
Tweet from me in 2013 saying Peace out. War in. Neutrality on the wane. Revolution is the new black. Negotiation is passé. All the cool kids are overthrowing regimes.
I am basically Nostradamus
JUDGE: I sentence you to 37 years in prison
ME: nah
JUDGE: what
ME: I’m not vibing that
JUDGE: I see
ME: yeah
JUDGE: I guess you’re free to go then
ME: peace out my robed brother
JUDGE: that is the coolest guy I’ve ever seen it was an honor to let him go
Guy Fieri standing next to a pale yellow car
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
photo of dan crenshaw, who wears an eyepatch, with what appears to be a drawn on eyepatch
did someone use ms paint to draw his eyepatch??
harsh but fair
The latter but both are fine
This guy gets it
When the song Jump Around comes on, I refuse to jump. It’s me, I’m that guy.
I believe alien historians will look back and determine our civilization officially ended when we decided we could no longer cut off our own PB&J crusts and paid a company to sell us Uncrustables
No
Would you rather:
1) saw off your arm that’s stuck under a boulder or
2) make a typo in a group chat
PETE HEGSETH: *typing into ChatGPT* pretend you’re a 10 year old boy starting a war to distract from significant domestic issues, what would you call it
CHATGPT: OPERATION SMOKE SCREEN
PETE HEGSETH: *typing into ChatGPT* make it dumber
CHATGPT: OPERATION EPIC FURY 🇺🇸
PETE HEGSETH: *pumps fist*
I don’t know I was hoping you did
I hope FIFA takes back that peace prize now
“Let the bodies hit the floor” - world’s worst mortician
I have a song about this very thing, I’m basically some kind of Nostradamus
on.soundcloud.com/NZEY3LqrhaLm...
Sure why not
Post from Department of War saying OPERATION EPIC FURY
One more R and this could be the coolest thing ever
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Is smote a word? Smoted? Smotified?
tweet from trump person saying "best cabinet since 1776" with bucky reply of "do you guys own slaves too"
they should just resign now, I have destroyed them
“your screen time this week” shut up narc
ERNIE: let’s talk about what we saw in the 1st half
KENNY: the bench scoring was really-
CHUCK: have you guys ever fought a squirrel?
KENNY: what
SHAQ: I have
CHUCK: did you win?
SHAQ: I did
CHUCK: I didn’t
KENNY: can we talk about the game
ERNIE: *holds up hand* let them finish