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@kellumdander

Proctor-at-Large of the Carswell Fensterwald Memorial Library for Ornithological Sciences. Connoisseur of fine cheeses. Married to Mrs. Dander. Pseudonymous/satire.

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I need you to read the first five words I wrote. I'm not talking about grocery stores. Thanks.

10.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

which is the part I found interesting. anyway, yes, goodbye.

10.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

right, and goodbye, but you said "that's not what intelligence is" which refers to

"Intelligence is an emergent property of the intercommunication of systems that integrate feedback. It can be measured as the speed and flexibility at which new information is integrated to reach a preferred state."

10.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"the war is over, i am expanding the war"

10.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YES. In the same sentence he said the war was complete, he proposed a policy that would vastly enlarge the war! Media reported the first half, and then later reported a different part to make it seem like a change! But it was incoherent, nonsensical slop all along.

This, too, is sanewashing!

09.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 1305 πŸ” 268 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 4

Trump did not announce a U.S. policy then walk it back. That is not what happened, and media presenting it that way does a disservice.

Trump said words he thought might appeal to his audience in the moment, with no connection to actual policy, then did that again with a different question/asker.

09.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 2731 πŸ” 744 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 29

I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something

10.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2040 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 7

It's a good article but the person you're replying to didn't make the claims you're implying, though, and the article doesn't dispute the claim that was made. It seems you are talking across one another.

10.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump goes full war is peace: "Inflation is plummeting, incomes are rising, the economy is surging"

09.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 1216 πŸ” 279 πŸ’¬ 201 πŸ“Œ 79
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Kolanovic.

09.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 3623 πŸ” 929 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 65
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Q: You just suggested Iran got a Tomahawk & bombed its own school. But you're the only person in your govt saying this. Even your defense secretary wouldn't say that. Why are you the only person saying this?

TRUMP: I just don't know enough about it. It's something I was told is under investigation.

09.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 2434 πŸ” 631 πŸ’¬ 319 πŸ“Œ 222

but Very Smart People on this website assure me both parties are the same

10.03.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they've already got the gear

10.03.2026 07:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So he’s surrendering without accomplishing any of his stated objectives while declaring victory. Exactly what we said would happen.

09.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 9755 πŸ” 2635 πŸ’¬ 1324 πŸ“Œ 276

I'm done giving you oxygen

10.03.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you're saying that a fundamental plank of the Democratic party is just a gaslight

this is where you're at now

10.03.2026 07:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you are presenting a masterclass in identity politics

none of the issues or facts matter to you, the only thing that matters to you is the affiliation of a few people

10.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

literally every peace agreement that has existed between Israel and its neighbors was negotiated by a Democrat

10.03.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So because Dennis Ross has ties to Israel therefore the entire peace process and Democratic support for a 2 state solution is all a sham and therefore Democrats and Republicans are the same.

I mean, just listen to your Olympic feats of contortion to make the facts fir your narrative.

10.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump has had more productive talks with Vladimir Putin than with his own vice president

10.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile Donald Trump and his family are cementing plans to pave all of Gaza and turn it into luxury high rise hotels but tHe pARtiEs aRE tHe sAMe

10.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bill Clinton negotiated a path to Palestenian statehood in 2000 but you don't know about it because you weren't born yet

10.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

guess which party has Palestenian statehood as an official party plank and which one does not recognize Palestenian statehood

10.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh the irony. Reread what you just wrote then realize it applies 10X to you

10.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This disgusting shit doesn’t belong in American society.

And Republicans who support it don’t belong in Congress.

09.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 3587 πŸ” 790 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 74
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goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

10.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 13077 πŸ” 3063 πŸ’¬ 127 πŸ“Œ 109
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actual footage of Jill Stein bring released from her cryogenic freezer in 2024

10.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow's headline "Trump: War Very Complete, Just Beginning" with no hint of irony

10.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please, I beg of you: stop posting about who you will not vote for.

09.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Or, I guess you can block me, if that makes you happier πŸ™ƒ

10.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0