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I think it's just late and I'm tired. Way too many things are funnier than they should be. But I'm going to roll with it because *waves hands at everything else going on*

10.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only way this is funnier is if they don't know you have pets but think you have a SO.

10.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Witness My Many Ungulates" is the best.

10.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Naturally, my dog also has some opinions on the shifty nature of this machine, and none of them are cool.

10.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After not having the printer connected for over a year (because moving, long story) I finally set it up again. Now it's right outside my bedroom, where the office is now.

I forgot it likes to randomly kick itself out of sleep every so often and make noises.

I have regrets.

10.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Man, now I really want to reread that book instead of sleep tonight. It was so howlingly funny.

10.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always loved the part of Who's Afraid of Beowulf (by Tom Holt) where the vikings go to the museum and tell them they've put together the Sutton Hoo(?) helmet wrong.... now I want to write one where some guy's ridiculous codpiece gets mis-labled... and they mock the idea it's a hat... note to self.

10.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Watching a video discussing the rise of β€œtradwives,” and the hostβ€”a queer womanβ€”just used the term β€œgender ideology” to mean β€œforcing people into traditional gender roles,” and I found that super refreshing.

It SHOULD mean that. Rather than β€œtrans people wanting to exist.”

10.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 203 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting in a chair reading a newspaper that says press Alt: a man is sitting in a chair reading a newspaper that says press Red Forman from That 70s Show
10.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello!
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10.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Republicans are using kids as a smokescreen for what Big Tech lobbyists want: a national surveillance program to harvest our data with zero protections for people and their privacy.

We must fight this dangerous expansion of surveillance technology.

05.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 3891 πŸ” 1399 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 65

Not the snitch tagging!

10.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once you start looking at the text AS A WRITER there is so much WTF.

10.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just finished season 1 of Kaos on Netflix only to realize there will never be a season 2. It was so interesting and beautiful. They should rethink that and bring it back.

09.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Idaho Republican lawmaker proposes reworking library book restriction law β€’ Idaho Capital Sun A Republican Idaho lawmaker proposed significant changes to a law that forced libraries to move materials deemed harmful to children.

Idaho! After losing in court, book banning legislation is being reworked to try and win the next court case. How about we make sure that case never happens by beating this new legislation before it passes!

09.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If the line is "my faith leads me to enact this sectarian policy that will benefit all," I'm all for it.

If the line is "my faith leads me to demand everyone else adhere to the dictates of my faith," hard pass.

09.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 305 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

Don't you hate it when someone chews your ass out.

09.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Iran picks new leader. And, Trump won't sign bills until Congress overhauls voting Iran has named Mojtaba Khamenei as its new supreme leader. And, President Trump says he will not sign any more bills until Congress overhauls voting.

Iran has named Mojtaba Khamenei as its new supreme leader. And, President Trump says he will not sign any more bills until Congress overhauls voting. n.pr/4lomKZ0

09.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 9

Lolsob

09.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna connect mine via tunnel to an animal sanctuary, maybe I'll get bonus bears.

09.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

08.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 12305 πŸ” 2695 πŸ’¬ 228 πŸ“Œ 188
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Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

08.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 12929 πŸ” 4899 πŸ’¬ 921 πŸ“Œ 695
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08.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With how much we pay for rent/house payments, I am getting my money's worth out of my home

07.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.

07.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 13554 πŸ” 2698 πŸ’¬ 688 πŸ“Œ 137

It's a sign of the times that AI companies are deciding whether or not to allow the military to engage in mass surveillance of US citizens and this is treated as a legitimate debate of two reasonable positions.

07.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 3826 πŸ” 1233 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 26

I know what the Western press called it when Iraqis used IEDs against Americans in 2004. It wasn't an "anti-American demo."

08.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Jeebus.

08.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

uh...

08.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0