Bill Hoffmeyer - GatorBill

Yeah. Like, the board game Operation. 😂 and the first ever simulated baseball game written in BASIC.

And he’s definitely the problem

#TACO

I present to you, the Grand Dutchess Anastasia

2-1/2 years of sugar and spice.

And it was settled. The current job was the best fit.

BUT, it was worth looking around. Taking in the offer. See what it could do for me.

The absolute bottom line is it took me away from the Grand Dutchess Anastasia too many days.

Let the kids look. Let them go if they need to go. We will be ok

They added 2 days in Arizona and 2 days in San Fran every month.

Suddenly an amazing bag was not so great.

Add in: one turd in the punch bowl can be scooped around. What if the new place had more turds. Bigger turds.

Chat with the VP brought a route around my boss for advancement (cont.)

Then someone dropped a bag in front of me.

1) another 40k/mo over my already stupid salary.
2) guaranteed bonus, larger than current job
3) 100% work from home
3a) except for three days in Boston, 1st week of every month

Sounded amazing. By the 3rd interview, there was
3c) more travel (cont.)

I took my current job almost 3 years ago. I’ve have wild amounts of success and I’m am leading a team of amazing

Only two drawback to my job:
1) my boss isn’t going anywhere. To advance, I have to go around him.
2) one turd in the punch bowl. The dude is an idiot and I deal w/him every day (cont)

Oh my goodness. That’s my mood today!! Go Green!

I probably should post puppy pics. Stinky Mae and McKree

Yes!!!!! I need more of this in my day!!!

Thank you very much!! Go Green!!

I came over here for some fresh air. Spent too long “over there” and wow, what a whole ass bunch of haters.

I might need flowers, or puppy pictures and shit like that.

April 1 is a terrible day to be a sports fan. Don’t know what’s real and what isn’t.

Breathe deep.

I Love You LIke Football - Mo Hoffmeyer I hope yall like this. It is an original, written by my dad, Bill Hoffmeyer. Piano and Drums by Bill Hoffmeyer, Guitar and Production by Adam Light

An oldie but a goodie. I’ve got the Gator Game next weekend, and then we wait for fall.

I love yall like football.

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You’ll notice that no one has ever written a song called I Love You Like Basketball.

Sigh

Still proud to be a Spartan.

And Go Gators.

#WarDamnTiger

At least they won’t have to spend all week trying to find a way to make it look like they always guard the logo.

Friends and family would not be speaking to me for a long time. It would have been ugly.

This Spartan team must be sponsored by Wild Turkey, and my blood pressure meds. #MetoprololForTheWin

Oh absoeffinglutely. I don’t care what anyone says, or does, this is Tre’s team.

I feel like I’m watching the Washington Generals v the Washington Generals.

Neither team knows how to win this one.

Meatchicken v WarDamn Tiger

I forgot to add: this is my longtime friend, RobRoy Nelson, interviewing a young assistant coach who was scouting a game at LCC.

RobRoy and I were in drumline together in HS, and he ran the March Madness pool every year. Lol.

I just wish there was a way for both teams to lose.

However: I’ll take whoever they put in front of us.

#GoGreen
#GoGators

Pic 1) I call them my “Work Ethic adjustment”

#OfficeLife

Pic 2) My work from home setup does not require these.

I stole this from someone who stole this from someone. I don’t know the origin, but it was not me.

But I believe this with all my heart.

The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face is probably the most beautiful song I have ever heard. Mesmerizing.

It is one of the reasons I write. Always trying to match that, always failing.

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Worth following, in my opinion.

Yeah. Can’t pass that up

“Lenny Wilkins like”

Yeah. I’ll take that.