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This is really good by @mattbevan.bsky.social
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That accent is like a siren's song
Everyone: Bill Clinton sucks
Bill Clinton in his deposition: I have sent two emails in my entire life.
Everyone (quietly): Hell yeah, Bill.
I’d like to see the Virginia Class subs disguised as Melbourne trams. That’d fox the Chinese for sure.
Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.
The Doof Warrior from Mad Max: Fury Road. Three small parcan lamps are visible at the front of his stage.
It's taken me this long to realise that the Doof Warrior has 3 lil Parcans at the front of his stage. Dude wants to make sure people can see him shred even if they're still on the Fury Road after dark.
I can’t talk about everything every episode. Here’s my ep on their nuclear program: youtu.be/lBRWQvICQ9w?...
Thanks so much for your questions everyone. Here's the episode: www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...
We're doing a snap Q&A podcast episode about Iran. Throw me your questions here or email ifyourelistening@abc.net.au and we'll answer as many as we can.
Unbelievable the difference it makes to my sanity watching them actually jump for the ball
The NRL somehow finding itself in America as Trump triggers a global conflict
You’re right. It’s there. I’ll see if we can get it removed.
Every sentence of this article elicits a more baffled expression on my face. I'm worried I'm going to pull a muscle. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
That being said, I would watch that movie.
"No" is the answer, if you were wondering.
WION article: 'War sirens': Can Yemen Houthis hijack USS Abraham Lincoln if it strikes Iran?
English-language news sites from India are out here publishing some absolutely incredible content
Yessssssss
I think if the return series of Scrubs is actually good it will fundamentally affect the trajectory of my decline into permanent cynicism
Waited all day to look at the Newcastle to Sydney HSR proposal to find that all the actual information in it (corridor alignment, station locations, construction costs, fare structure) is redacted. What on earth is the point of publishing this?
Shhhhhh let them cook
"In politics, accountability seems to vary depending whether you are on the east or the west side of the Atlantic."
A very relevant line that @mattbevan.bsky.social wrote *before* Andrew's arrest. #EpsteinFiles
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windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares
The next episode of If You’re Listening is going to seem like we miraculously knew that Prince Andrew was about to get arrested but I promise you it’s a coincidence that we happened to have already written a perfect episode for this particular moment. Please don’t start conspiracy theories about me.
My twin kindergarteners just came to me wanting to tell me a joke.
The joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a bigger number than 6!
If that wasn’t enough, they followed it up with: Why is a ponytail called a ponytail? Because it looks like a pony’s tail!
NFL still involves catching so we'll be terrible at that too.
We're getting a fair few emails to the If You're Listening inbox accusing us of ignoring Iran. We're not ignoring Iran. We're preparing a multi-part series on the situation in Iran which will launch next month. It's too complex to rush, but we're getting to it.
To be fair, JeffTube seems to be a non-evil entity - people have just downloaded the entire contents of the Epstein files and made them actually accessible without going through the DoJ's nightmare of a website.