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Tag yourself. I am literally all of them
…Hello, kitten…you know we’ve we’ve always talked about the possibility of a problem with the bomb,
…The bomb, kitten
Hey it’s me, Woke Mao Zedong,
non-binaries hold up .4% of the sky
Talking to a trans guy: have you gotten…. the surgery? (tear ducts removed since boys don’t cry)
Sometimes I tell people smugly to google and do their research when I just made up the statement 5 second ago.
The ideas, the vocabulary, the general vibe. It feels very you
I am going to eat seven of these in one sitting
Babygirl what if you were an ambitious young talent who I know is destined for greatness, and I was the kind but actually very jaded and battle worn authority figure who turns out to be doing fucked up shit, like low-key war crimes, cause her family got killed and it fucked up her moral compass?
This, more than anything else I’ve seen you post, sums up your psyche I think
Hello it’s me: suit that kicks you in the balls from Ready Player One
Fellas, is it morally justifiable to log off?
It’s actually three guys but they’re all Peter Sellers
Hello it’s me: suit that kicks you in the balls from Ready Player One
Am I having a stroke?
Google show me toby ziegler dressed like a kitty cat scampering around a living room with absolutely no tact or decorum
I hate you :)
There are decades with no Wikipedia entries, and there are weeks with lots of Wikipedia entries - Vladimir Lenin if he lived today
Feel like shit rn. Just need the entire system of American imperialism and the capital relations that undergird it to die
Feel like shit rn. Just need the entire system of American imperialism and the capital relations that undergird it to die
Nonbinary person named Netflix
Office worker with a praise kink. Can only write an email with someone in their ear telling them how good they’re doing
Sure. Why not?
Do y’all think Napoleon’s Campaign in Egypt (1798) passed the Bechdel test?
I didn’t even make it through the introductory essay that came with the print version
A band could refer to a group of musicians, but also to a group of non-musicians. In the end, it’s impossible to tell who’s in a band
This I believe
Without me????
"I hate Jews, the anabaptists, the Mohammedans, the Turk, and the perfidious Boer" you are a 19th century British military officer named Colonel Wilburton J. Fairfax III. Get off the internet and go back to the Northwest Military Frontier.
The local Fox News channel near where I am had a viewer poll last night of “Should the Government regulate AI companies?” and it was 93% yes
Minor spelling mistake :(