My current enemies are not in Iran, they’re in the Epstein Files.
05.03.2026 18:38
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My current enemies are not in Iran, they’re in the Epstein Files.
like a julienned apple that the prep cook forgot to put in slightly acidic water
bubba been putting his foot on his neck while they’re ‘rough housing’
ham is good
david the gnome > kristi noem
*was idk ?
all i saw were the 'giants are high' & i giggled
even more suspicious that he fingerbangs other's booger holes
i’m not even surprised a guy named markwayne finger bangs booger holes
ffffuck i forgot about this
Replacing shit with poop. This should help things.
#WhatWouleNedStarkDo
being projected to finish 33rd in the league also makes it easy to digest.
thankfully the dolphins have ethan bonner or id be worried about the dj moore trade.
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how do you view willis? because to me he’s not a stop-gap & has the potential to be ‘the guy’ for a team… I just don’t have any faith it’s in miami because I’ve been hurt many times before.
would 100% rather watch ewers or even a CFL QB over jimmy g… hell, bring me fields 😈 (only kidding, I think)
i'd rather watch quinn ewers throw left-handed for 17 games than suffer through jimmy g in the year of our lord 2026
*pith
not the old racist POS we were all hoping for but rest in piss nonetheless
a wise man once said you can’t spell ‘cameron wake is good’ without cameron goode
trent mcduffie is a stud. #fuckthempicks
a dog with peanut butter stuck on the roof of his mouth can speak more coherently than this woman.
made me realize my entire life was a lie
lmfao
next gen stats says kyler murray is still 6 feet taller than stephen miller fwiw
as a former kyler murray stan, i can’t help but 👀 when i see reports that he may play for the vet minimum in 2026.
I am so goddamn tired
bluesky saw it first
been on my mind for a few weeks now but I was never at the computer… today, that all changed
