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That's so funny, b/c I almost always choose the PeachPass lanes where applicable, and Google Maps always, 100% of the time, has a goddamn conniption about it.

06.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they've been secretly fucking with it for a while. Google Maps regularly gives my wife and I different directions to the same address when trying route around ATL traffic slowdowns. And not like "similar ETA" routes, either.
Still better than Apple Maps tho

06.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cc: old takes exposed dot meme

06.03.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now that the parties involved in the Congress are consenting, he's no longer really interested.

06.03.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, as a lead designer? Sure, throw a truck of money at him. But the second they announced he was going to be the team principal, that seemed ominous.

06.03.2026 13:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mmhhmm...

06.03.2026 11:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

something something land war in Asia

06.03.2026 05:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I liked how they turned up the in-car audio so you could actually hear Alonso's soul being consumed by his incandescent rage at the piece of shit he has to drive.

06.03.2026 05:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the first 5 minutes of FP2:
1. Pit Road Collision b/w George and Lindblad
2. Colapinto puts his Alpine in Neutral on the fastest part of the track... on the racing line
3. Max's car stalls rolling down pit road

Chaos!

06.03.2026 05:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Alpine bottling it! All in the first 5 minutes!

06.03.2026 05:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman is holding a microphone and says hide the money y'all there 's poor people around Alt: HIDE THE MONEY Y'ALL THERE'S POOR PEOPLE AROUND dot gif

They just showed Newey saying in a press conference that they only have 4 available batteries for their cars this weekend and 2 of them already done broke.
As a Ferrari fan who knows to put 100% of all your hopes in a solid FP1 session (what can possibly go wrong?), just allow me to say:

06.03.2026 04:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Bitch I started on a local BBS because AOL didn't have local numbers where I was.

06.03.2026 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Shut up, Martin.)

06.03.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He did basically go all-in on 2026 and then oops I accidentally best of the rest in 2025.
Would be pretty bad to fall of a cliff now.

06.03.2026 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I 100% believe you, but also Crofty is already like Uncle Verne to me. The best? Absolutely not. But he's the one I'm comfortable with, like an old La-Z-Boy that is basically 40% sweat and food/booze stains, but it's the comfiest chair in the house.

06.03.2026 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, thank you!

06.03.2026 02:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just now watching FP1 on Apple TV, and does this mean we're not getting Crofty this year?

Because I can cancel Apple TV at any time, you know.

06.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Admirable, really

06.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We_did_it_Joe.meme

06.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"These guys here are dead."

05.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
New 2026 F1 Opening Titles
New 2026 F1 Opening Titles YouTube video by FORMULA 1

HELLO AGAIN CHECO AND TERRY BOATASS
GOD I MISSED Y'ALL
youtu.be/Sks_fMr2Yss?...

05.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a common mistake. Kipling and Orwell both had moustaches, except for Orwell.

05.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 157 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Well, that's a shitshow

05.03.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LONDON
FOOTBALL
TEAM
#LFTFC

05.03.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with a beard and glasses is wearing a blue shirt and giving a thumbs down sign . ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is wearing a blue shirt and giving a thumbs down sign .

Doug.

05.03.2026 14:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
3 year olds be crazy yo
Also, based on my experience, 5 year olds, 6 year olds, and 13 year olds, but that's beyond the point.

05.03.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Deep Fried Ice
Deep Fried Ice YouTube video by Ordinary Sausage

"It tastes like the best part of a jalapeno popper!"

Only the finest video content on the internet, folks.

05.03.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a Festivus miracle!*

* - approximately 6:00 on a random Wednesday evening during a week that is not a holiday time

05.03.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The inside of a Buc-ees, notably devoid of a mass of humanity

The inside of a Buc-ees, notably devoid of a mass of humanity

Achievement Unlocked: Visit a Buc-ees at a time that it doesn't look like an amusement park.

05.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tinned charcoal

05.03.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0