Stephen Hynds

Wonder if he knows Keith Lard

3 from 3 on where is Kazakstan on house of games tonight. On Africa too which is my least knowledgeable continent.

Just got round to re-reading that again. Although my adventures with kidney stones aren’t quite as severe, there’s so many things I recognise. Hospitals are truly weird places. I had a guy - just a visitor - open the curtain round my bed whilst I was pissing in to a bottle. I apologised to him too!

Absolutely full of steak pie for the 2nd day running.

The Bardot obituaries have been interesting. 1000s of gushing words on her career and interesting life and then a sentence at the end that’s basically “Also a massive racist btw”.

The key to leftovers is to be a greedy enough bastard that you don’t have any.

Every year without fail my immune system takes Christmas off.

Living my best life here by crafting some Christmas cards for the missus.

Taken me a while but just finished the big boss finale and watched the credits roll on Donkey Kong Bananza. Terrific game. 36 hours and still plenty of bananas to find.

That apology statement thing all the brands are doing is so sphincter clenchingly awful. The budget should have just fined any company doing it and solved the country’s economy issues.

Haven’t seen a store dug in years!

First off, the sceptic arse was much bigger than I expected …..

Channel 4 going with “festive entertainment” adverts. That can fuck right off.

Remember when rich dudes were flying hot air balloons round the world? What were all that about???

I see peace loving and all round excellent neighbours to all Israel are once again at it.

Don’t understand how Verstappen doesn’t get one for the Hamilton incident.

2nd half of the season has been an absolute snooze fest so far.

This race is calling out for Lance Stroll to commit attempted murder.

Recorded Twisters ages ago and had never got round to watching it until today. It didn’t quite have the charm of the original, particularly at the start, but it was decent enough.

Pretty easy to agree to a ceasefire when you’ve ran out of people and stuff to bomb. Like saying you’re on a diet but only because you’ve not done the weekly shop yet.

Less cunts. In both senses of the word cunt though.

The big shops in England not opening until 10 on Sunday is so weird. Are they all at church beforehand or something? Or morris dancing on a cricket pitch in the village green?

Serendipitous UI placement.

I fucking love Nintendo.

Not finished the new season yet but enjoying it.

Skip intro on King of the hill? No. No I’ll not be doing that to one of the best theme tunes.

Dear shops and cafes, I don’t need an email asking me to rate my visit every time I do a buy. A takeaway coffee doesn’t warrant me filling out a survey, not you even sending one out.

What a loser! Of weight that is. Hell of an effort.

I’ve been getting adverts here and there for Rennies. Complete waste of money on their part as I’ve been an avid Rennie buyer for years. Like preaching to the choir.

I’m sure the people who wanted edited out of Masterchef were doing it purely for altruistic reasons and not because they were papped out at the first hurdle.