The Other Jared

Are we tired of winning, yet?

I want a government that doesn’t view violence as a duty. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Will someone find out whatever dirt the GOP has on that walking disappointment?

Who has the cards, now?

Say what you will, but that man can sure upsell French fries!

Yikes.

We must be the best sitcom to ever air in Moscow.

Just how expensive were the eggs, exactly?

Ah, yes, Markwayne Bodine-Clampett Mullin.

And yes, this is a joke about non-branching family trees.

I’m not being (entirely) facetious here, but are we absolutely certain she even has a license to practice? I say this because…I mean, what a farce.

How would we even know? We’ve never actually done it.

Anybody who says they are going to prison if they don’t win an election probably already belongs in prison. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Of course, the First Felon and pedophile is also an idiot and the moment he gives a name of someone he wants to lead Iran is the moment the one he names will become the most valuable target in Iran.

We are in the dumbest timeline.

WATCH — @senpeterwelch walks through a no-bid $143,000,000 contract that went to @KristiNoem’s spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin’s husband’s company that had just been formed.

She should be impeached for this outrageous scandal alone.

Yet it’s barely a blip in this corrupt regime.

Good riddance. He can do something else while being an insufferable A-hole.

👇👇👇👇

Sure seems like a good time to have those ships ready in the Middle East right about now, but I’m admittedly not a qualified Armageddon planner. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I love it when one of Marco’s faces argues with Marco’s other face one day later.

“Any nation that doesn’t follow the law is no nation at all,” says the DHS Secretary appointed by the 34-count convicted felon who raped children.

🤥 @KristiNoem today: “I didn’t call Alex Pretti a domestic terrorist.”

FLASHBACK: she sure did 👇🏽

Patriots! Rise up! Vote YES! #vote #virginia #VoteYES

That’s just brilliant in an idiotic way.

He’s an idiot, but the worst part is that he thinks this war has ended. Let’s keep reminding him of this as this war plays out for the next two decades. 😡

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Today’s DOJ:

No, they absolutely did not. The Supreme Court has not had a liberal majority since 1969.

Because people don’t know that the noun form is an invitation, I guess. 🤷🏻‍♂️

We are great at toppling governments around the world but there is simply no way to realistically and reliably install a healthy democracy. If there were, we would have one here.