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Author (Mary's the Name, Sonny and Me, Daisy on the Outer Line, The Everliving Memory of John Valentine) & co-host of I've Got An Idea For A Podcast he/him πŸ“Glasgow, Scotland

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Tomorrow's wrap-around front page of The National.

This is the human cost.

As the UK Government talks a big game of being ready to join the US and Israel in war, over 150 families are mourning their children.

Their little girls were mostly aged 7-12.

06.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Everything You Need To Know About How World War 3 Could Affect Season 3 Of Severance

06.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Badger All The Time. Bodger, Occasionally.

06.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if it's an instinctive aversion to the UK copying something American (as we know it's usually awful when Americans remake something British)

06.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope it does well. Seems like it would be a net positive for comedy performers/writers in the UK! Assuming they hire from far and wide as it continues. But hey I'm a dreamer

06.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno whether this will be good or not but it's very funny to read the hatred in the quotes given this trailer is just them walking down the street. At least wait til you hear 1 (one) joke surely

06.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Commenting 'AI slop' underneath my friends photos of their children dressed up for World Book Day

05.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you saw my Scotland x World Cup '26 cassette card fixture designs, I've gone and put both the coloured and plain background versions on my shop! A4 and A3 landscape or vertical layouts available. Click through to get one if you like. madebyfrankie.bigcartel.com 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

05.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew I had seen a similar thing somewhere before

Labour is a far right party

05.03.2026 08:37 πŸ‘ 593 πŸ” 328 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 19

Mr Brightside
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
Mr Brightside is out.

05.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

04.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 7165 πŸ” 2604 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 36

Demanding a notes app apology from any child I see dressed up as a David Walliams character for World Book Day

05.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please enjoy this clip where our good friend Danny mixes up Martin Luther King Jr with Lex Luthor

05.03.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At one point a passerby cheered 'refugees are welcome here' and was chased up the road.

On Monday night their mob tried to break into the hotel where asylum seekers had to shelter.

This has to stop.

04.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight was one of the worst fascist protests we've seen in Aberdeen recently. Completely uncontrolled by police, fascists chased down multiple groups of asylum seekers who were trying to return home. We had to funnel them through our protest area to keep them safe. Which upset the far right.

04.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

New episode of our pod, if that floats your boat!

Also, that is the only photo Danny would provide. Elusive man.

03.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi mate, sorry to tell you this but y'know earlier today, when you went into Sainsbury's, and you went to take the last basket, and it wasn't a real basket, it was the one they keep stuck at the bottom of the stack? Yeah the staff have been watching back the CCTV and saying pretty nasty stuff

03.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Putting a 'this show features outdated language' disclaimer at the start of The IT Crowd but only for the Arsenal always try and walk it in joke

01.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.

01.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1216 πŸ” 198 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 31

That's a boooom πŸ’₯ In my exclusive Telegram group I tipped over 0.5 mentions of the Gary Neville Podcast!! Join the group for more red hot tips πŸ€¨πŸš€πŸ’₯

01.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Death toll from Iran school bombing reportedly rises to almost 150 Strike on girls’ elementary school in south of Iran has killed 148 people and injured 95 others, according to Iran state media

Nearly 150 school girls, murdered by Israeli armed forces in unprovoked attacks in the middle of diplomatic negotiations.

One of the most deadly school massacres in history.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

01.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
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BREAKING β€” 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.

28.02.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 3121 πŸ” 2019 πŸ’¬ 161 πŸ“Œ 741

If Reform had won, Labour's statement would be that this result is a stark reminder we need to listen and learn from voters who rightly feel betrayed by modern politics.

But the Greens won by a comfortable margin, so it's: these voters are stupid and also sinister and, ugh, Muslims

28.02.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 2232 πŸ” 614 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 8

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If your surname is Bodger, it just makes sense to get a pet badger

27.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

he didn't like mashed potatoes. and I was fucking Badger

27.02.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cause I'm too bodger. Then I'm too fuckin badger

27.02.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When a right wing party wins an election: we have to listen to what the voters are telling us and move to the right

When a left wing party wins an election: we have to accuse the lefties of cheating and move to the right

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Rob Grant RIP – Ganymede & Titan We at Ganymede & Titan are heartbroken to pass on a message from Rob Grant’s family. With much sadness, we have to announce that Rob Grant, co-creator ofΒ Red Dwarf, passed away suddenly yesterday afte...

It's been reported that Red Dwarf creator Rob Grant has died.

Well, smeg. :(

www.ganymede.tv/2026/02/rob-...

26.02.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 347 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 66

Whenever a left wing party looks like it might win an election, journos start tweeting like 'NEW: there are worrying reports that left wing voters were seen in high numbers at polling stations today, raising concerns they may have been there to vote'

26.02.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0