Sizikins

So he’s not a tough guy? I’m so surprised.

Please tell me that this is an Onion joke post.

Does he think he’s Jack Reacher or Mitch Rapp? Does he realize that these guys are fictional?

I’m hoping Scottish Opera has bagpipes in it.

Sipowitz had hair once! Nice!

My 16 year old daughter could kick this dipshit’s ass. I’m not even kidding. I’d bet $50 or a case of good IPAs.

So, mathematically:
Epic Fury = 2 x (Shock and Awe)
Therefore:
Hegseth = 1,000 x (Dumbest Worst SecDef Ever)

Did she lose a boyfriend to a trans woman back in college or something? This obsession does not seem rational.

Well, let me prove it to ya…..

He’s making some great points. Whatever happened to this guy’s values?

I heard that ghosts were good at pottery. I saw that in a movie once.

“That depends what your definition of ‘with’ is.”

One of my all time fave movies. Patrick Swayze was so good in it too.

No C3PO?

The body language of Epstein here wishing that this weird perve would leave him alone.

I’m beginning to think that perhaps the GOP is not filled with honest people. Haha. We all knew that Trump would start flexing like this when he became President again.

Feeling this vibe with this answer.

An emergency exit sign pointing at a brick wall.

For the Incredible Hulk maybe.

In 2 weeks maybe?

When I think of Sean Connery outside of his Bond. James Bond role, I can’t help but go to SNL Jeopardy skits where Daryl Hammond as Connery always messed with Will Farrell as Alex Trebek.

Or lie about it.

Of all the surprising things that could happen this week, this is the most unsurprising thing ever.

Love you, George! Keep fighting the good fight! It’s appreciated.

I suddenly realized today a very important fact - all cartoon characters are lip synching.

Kash got a gold medal for drinking his first beer? Wow.

I bet his name is Joffrey.

I visited that place too after reading that book but never to the short ride up and down. Now I have to!

I like this series and have read all of Michael C’s books but I much prefer the grittier Bosch series with Titus. So good.

So the bird is a bot? I knew it!

“Bond. James bloody Bond. Double O bloody seven to you, mate.” Lazenby was cool as.