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(Mister President/Your Excellency) Account del Presidente della Repubblica dell'Assurdistan del Nord. #NAFO

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Jeffries: "Johnson and Thune aren't working for the American people. They work for Trump. So many of my colleagues on the other side of the aisle function like a wholly owned subsidiary of the Trump cartel ... Johnson called the 4th Amendment an inconvenience. It's not."

04.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 1921 πŸ” 567 πŸ’¬ 145 πŸ“Œ 27

πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ€πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ The EU Council approved the details of the €90 billion loan to Ukraine

Details of the agreement:

β–ͺ️€60 billion of the funds will be allocated to military assistance, €30 billion to general budget support.

β–ͺ️Interest on the loan will be paid from the EU budget.

04.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

In effetti, Microsoft Windows ha un sacco di virus.

30.01.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Slavery was legal until it wasn't

Women couldn't vote until they could

18 year old adults couldn't vote until they could

It doesn't happen because we wish it, but because we will it

We will overcome these foul days. Don't let anyone darken your mind with despair.

25.01.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quello che Bluesky dimostra Γ¨ che un social senza Musk funziona lo stesso.

25.01.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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How is it that one of the most divisive individuals ever to occupy the Oval Office has somehow managed to unite the entire world against us?

25.01.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 15175 πŸ” 2962 πŸ’¬ 969 πŸ“Œ 141
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Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign.

Gregory Bovino must also be fired.

No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.

25.01.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 16599 πŸ” 3956 πŸ’¬ 475 πŸ“Œ 272
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Alex Pretti was an American hero. He saved lives. He protected people. He cared deeply about his community, unlike the murderous thugs who killed him.

The very last thing he did was try to help a woman who had been pepper-sprayed and violently shoved to the ground by ICE. 1/

25.01.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 32795 πŸ” 11109 πŸ’¬ 1016 πŸ“Œ 526
Iran is falling - The Kremlin is in Shock as Putin's Dominoes Tumble
Iran is falling - The Kremlin is in Shock as Putin's Dominoes Tumble YouTube video by Silicon Wafers

The most serious, systemic legitimacy crisis has hit the regime in Iran, since the revolution of 1979. It’s not yet toppled – but is brittle and on the ropes. A collapsing Iranian theocracy is a strategic catastrophe for the Putin regime’s global ambition. youtu.be/Hqvg208C9T8

11.01.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Freedom for the Iranian People.

11.01.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

UK, Canada e Australia vogliono chiudere X sui loro territori.

Dovrebbe farlo anche l'EU.

11.01.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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#Iran

10.01.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 665 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 14

#FreeIran

10.01.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Europe needs a European digital space with EU apps, chat, AI, streaming and news. Ideas?

06.01.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Ancora? Ma non Γ¨ bastata l'ultima devastazione?

23.12.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Auguri πŸŽ„πŸ₯‚πŸΎ dalla Presidenza della Repubblica dell'Assurdistan del Nord.

23.12.2025 22:16 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Noi siamo l'Assurdistan del Nord

19.12.2025 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NESSUNO SPEZZA GLI SPAGHETTI!!!

19.12.2025 23:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"intelligente"

19.12.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Io perΓ² ho bisogno di litigare con qualcuno. Non sono abituato a scrivere cose interessanti.

19.12.2025 22:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Slava Ukraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

19.12.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ti stai annoiando?

19.12.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Viaggio tra i mondi.

18.12.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sono semore a supervisionare le trincee su X.

18.12.2025 18:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ciao raga, come va qui su Bluesky?

18.12.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Gli elitisti di sinistra non vogliono "governare" ma venire confermati nelle proprie convinzioni.

18.12.2025 17:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0