Pancake

Truly a man I would like to make *worse*

Cleaned up some old sketches 😙
#voxal #radiostatic

#radiostatic #vox #alastor sweet dreams

New fic idea came to me in a dream. Will I write it? That’s between me and god

We’ve already put 10 times as much thought into this as Vox ever did

Some kind of pulley system that allows him to scoop Alastor into his arms and gracefully ascend into heaven

Alternative ideas include:

-sinner cannon
-stairway to heaven built by sinner slave labour
-Val flies them up there, it takes longer than any of them expect, they fight the whole way there and end up killing each other

Vox sitting in his chair having a conversation with Velvette on the phone where everything is the same as it is in the show except that Vox's face is shrunk on the screen by roughly 400%

my new series: Hazbin Hotel where everything is the same except Vox's face is really small

thank you for your time

#SmallFaceVox

Sinner pyramid

Obsessed with the idea that Alastor and Vox are soulmates but whether due to his deal with Rosie or some other consequence of being the most powerful sinner in hell Al had to push Vox away for his own safety. I don’t usually like angst but with these two it’s so sweet

Much as I love biblically accurate bottom Alastor, there’s something very funny about oblivious asexual alpha Alastor who unintentionally blue balls his omega (Vox) by being entirely uninterested in sex outside of mating season

The internet has been getting smaller and smaller the last 15 years, there are no online third spaces for teenagers to go, at least in the late 2000s and early 2010s we had janky little social media sites or chat rooms held together by duct tape and a dream

At work casually scrolling the most debased radiostatic fic I could find that I haven’t already read

Imagining Alastor as a dude who just genuinely wants to be left alone makes the constant surveillance any time he leaves the hotel even funnier

not the lemons 🍋 😭😭 low-key back in 2015 I was too scared to write anything that explicit well look at me now!

Wow thanks so much! That’s a very sweet offer I have plenty of fic ideas waiting to be written so I may well take you up on that if I ever get past the creativity crushing part of my medication journey 🫣🫨

Petition to force people to tag their works as first person pov

I’m a radiostatic main and it’s honestly such a struggle surely there’s a way to tag the fic so the main ship is clear instead of thinking I’m entering into a fun radiostatic angst fest and ending up in a radioapple or staticmoth fic

To be fair I think if Alastor tried to let Vox down easy it would’ve just encouraged him to ask again. And again.

Radiostatic size difference my beloved 🥰

Winter night #HazbinHotel

I’ve thought about this art at least once every hour since I first saw it truly devastating and unfortunately relatable

The first thing Vox says to Alastor (through song) after 7 years apart is Welcome Home, like forget the rest of the song just be honest you missed your husband

Alastor just wants a proper taste~

#RadioStatic #AlVox #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotel

Exactly 😤

ive said i hope somebody corners alastor and asks him about the drama w vox. now i hope its everyone. i hope he cant go fuckin anywhere. i hope freakin zestial is stopping him on the street like "Alastorrrrrr how Uncharacteristically Messy of thee 😏"

Razor sharp teeth ✅
Actual cannibal ✅
Insufferable brat ✅

Learned about vore for the first time when I still watched anime (attack on titan specifically) have blessedly not thought about it again until now
👁️👄👁️

Obsessed with the idea that Alastor would’ve killed Vox if they’d crossed paths as humans. Equally obsessed with the idea that Vox would have been able to talk his way out of it without ever realising he was in danger