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The revolution will not be gamified
The awkward cgi plane is my only note for the whole film
I am the citizen in the video AMA
Thanks again for having me!
@rbratin.bsky.social @trippburton13.bsky.social @attcpod.bsky.social
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COMING TOMORROW: It's a race! It's a race! It's Whoopi and Lovitz and Breckin and Rowan and Cleese and Kathy Bates. It's a mad, mad, mad, mad film. It's RAT RACE! And @thomastodd.bsky.social is along for the ride with us. #filmsky
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Now THIS is a headline
no
It’s not punished. We’re in a “Bad Boy” era.
This is not a sentence
This one ^^, the show/format is on its way out so why not score some points by speeding up the death of late night
a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
Checking the newspaper to see if your favorite show was new that week or if it was a rerun and if it was a rerun getting excited if you hadn’t seen it before.
And relatedly, everyone watching the same shows when they aired because that’s when they were on and talking about them the next day.
a ½ gallon of neutral milk
They finally made the milk from that hotel
I truly think an agent could get Shams to write anything in exchange for transaction news. “Please include that we also represent the ghost of Master Splinter, who was very real but died in a boating accident.”
Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
Resharing this because it feels necessary after that Elio report, the piece that earned me more death threats than anything else in my 15+ years of professionally writing about cinema:
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A man just came into our local restaurant to order a hamburger bun
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I don’t practice trans sharia/I ain’t got no crystal ball… 🎶
“…needs to step up” from Perk if you hadn’t already filled out your bingo card #NBAFinals
What would you like in your donut box?
Me: Oh, man....
@thepressbox.bsky.social “X Gon’ Give it To Ya” was my first through before “X Marks the Spot”
Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee was born on this day
Good year for Sinners
Legit a really good state of journalism in 2025 discussion.
At my old workplace there was once a chicken-wing eating contest and one contestant was going so slowly that a coworker shouted out scornfully, “He’s just eating lunch.”
kick-ass yellow shirts that say DAY BASEBALL.
Hell yeah. Day Baseball. Day Baseball.
But I would tariff five hundred percent
And I would tariff five hundred more
Just to be the man who tariffed a thousand
percent to destroy all trade on this shore
