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I knew it right away because it's early Bart Simpson with a punched-in nose.

It's the teeny-tiny South Pacific ones that get me.

And also, I'd think, the US.

YUP

This wins the internet today.

Who the f*ck names a helpless baby Elbridge?

Can I get in on this? You're clearly my people. Old polycule, anyone?

I play Worldle every day!

Taking petty to a whole new low level.

Okay, now I have *another* game I have to play every day.

Link expired. In one hour?

Time moves so quickly . . . .

Wasn't one of his generals worried about just the opposite a couple of days ago?

Sternly worded letters to the past:

Dear Joan Didion: It's "play it where it LIES."

You know, to the eternal question "What the hell is wrong with the United States?" one need only look to the fact that grown-ass men there are called things like Boo and Skeeter.

I'm...I'm pretty sure I do?

It was the only logical thing to do.

Imagine voluntarily going through life with a name like Gabby Windey.

No. No, I haven't.

"How do you think the Fonz got so cool? He stretched his pelvic bowl."

"In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers."

I find it deeply fascinating at times to contemplate that I live on the same Earth as people who find Dr. Pepper appealing.

So, none at all, then?

Anna Wintour doing an interview along with Chloe Malle, sitting *indoors*, wearing those blackout shades. Imagine being that pretentious a twat.

Going to ban the term "close-knit" once I'm in power.

Imagine naming a helpless infant Tuppence.

This sounds intriguing! Thank you!

Can you tell me anything about it? Information here seems vague; I take it the sport is obscure.

Is there some sort of American sports match going on?