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@jmzed

I paint, play pipes, also talk nonsense about music, food, & beer I ride an old scrambler (made by these lads: https://1of1.pl/en/ ) through forest roads of Poland documenting old roads & shrines. #MDANT #Speirgorm #SpéirGhorm #MotoSky #Vegetarian

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Walked the bike to the mechanics today in 20℃

constantly cracking my shin against the foot peg,
no shin pads, bruises galore

Mechanic shook his head "To jeszcze nie jest sezon!... it's not the season & your bike is already broken ...Głuptas, przestań jeździć po śniegu..." ...that's me told!

09.03.2026 18:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Monday 9th
petrol 6.45zł* per litre in Poland

[*budget unbranded garage]

#Petrol #Peitreal #Benzyna

09.03.2026 17:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Worldle - Guess the Country A daily geography game where you guess the country from its shape and get clues with every attempt. Play daily or explore the archive.

I can never remember its name!!

#Worldle #1508 (09.03.2026) 5/6 (100%)
🔥 Current Win Streak: 43 days
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09.03.2026 09:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they're hydraulic,
I wouldn't want to mess

09.03.2026 09:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I remember correctly, the station near the planetarium looks like it is designed for another line.

08.03.2026 20:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Używany Ford Taunus 1974 - 45 000 PLN, 49 000 km - Otomoto.pl Interesuje Cię Ford Taunus? Sprawdź ofertę dostępną teraz na OTOMOTO. Poznaj szczegółowe informacje o wyposażeniu, stanie technicznym, historii i cenie.

Oh my lord...

Need to buy a new 2nd car to replace our old Citroën Evasion / Synergie, it is so practical, an amazing car

but I started window shopping cars I want, rather than 'need'

2 gorgeous 2 door Cortinas / Taunus

#ClassicFords #Weirdcarbs

1: tinyurl.com/2he3enpw
2: tinyurl.com/msedyem5

08.03.2026 18:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#Trump #Epstein #Potus
#Iran #DeadCats #EpicFail

08.03.2026 18:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not confident in bleeding brakes

did it once on a car and forgot to re-attach a bleed nipple,
discovered it on my way to work descending Mount Leinster!

08.03.2026 17:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

at least twice
and very, very loud

Martha Tilson's vocals are phenomenal on this album

08.03.2026 17:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't think I could have them upside down,
the fluid reservoir wouldn't fit above the gear levers,

looks like it'll have to go to a bike shop where everybody will look at me like I am insane ...again

08.03.2026 17:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I bought it here in Poland
all pedal bikes have the front on the left!
even some off road scooters I bought for the girls was on the left, and they learned to ride in the UK!

08.03.2026 17:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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any chance if changing these round?

I grew up with my front brake on my right,
all the motorbikes I've ridden it's on the right...

I keep almost going arse over tit...

it's just instinct!

@mattflipflop.bsky.social
@leftpeggers.bsky.social

08.03.2026 16:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
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Series 3 of #TheCapture getting off to a bit of a daft start

Why do they insist on making more series?
I think 1 would have been enough

08.03.2026 15:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Worldle - Guess the Country A daily geography game where you guess the country from its shape and get clues with every attempt. Play daily or explore the archive.

not an island!!!

@mattflipflop.bsky.social
@johnthefox.bsky.social
@leftpeggers.bsky.social

#Worldle #1507 (08.03.2026) 6/6 (100%)
🔥 Current Win Streak: 42 days
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08.03.2026 09:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

#Iran #Minab #Trump

07.03.2026 22:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulazioni Italia,

ben fatto!

#ITAvENG #SixNations

07.03.2026 18:34 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Worldle - Guess the Country A daily geography game where you guess the country from its shape and get clues with every attempt. Play daily or explore the archive.

'kin 'ell!!!

#Worldle #1506 (07.03.2026) 6/6 (100%)
🔥 Current Win Streak: 41 days
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07.03.2026 09:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aye ...of course, all part of Putin's plan for Krasnov
#Iran #Trump #Potus #Putin #Kompromat #Krasnov #GoldenShower #Epstein #Bannon

07.03.2026 01:19 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

...and I need to learn Danish

07.03.2026 00:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oxen Danish crime drama from Walter Presents. A traumatised soldier helps investigate murders.

@mattflipflop.bsky.social

another one you should watch

I think I have already seen a version of it or maybe a film that was similar

but it is great

www.channel4.com/programmes/o...

07.03.2026 00:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Some of my favourites

07.03.2026 00:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There used to be a fantastic vegan pie company based in South West England called Clive's Pies. When we lived in Wales before moving to Poland I used to have pies delivered from them, some great combinations.

I've just searched for them and learned they closed down in January of this year!

07.03.2026 00:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Same filling as the last time?

07.03.2026 00:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Doris Day - Enjoy Yourself (It's Later Than You Think) (1950)
Doris Day - Enjoy Yourself (It's Later Than You Think) (1950) YouTube video by 1950s MUSIC

Good choice

I quite like the Doris Day version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RkT...

07.03.2026 00:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

do you have a pic of one of them sliced or did you just eat them whole?

07.03.2026 00:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow

such prowess!

06.03.2026 23:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Naive Melody - This Must be The Place...?

did he do that?

my funeral song

06.03.2026 23:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

soft landing I suppose

06.03.2026 23:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Here in Poland one of the nation's mottos is:
Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna or Honor i Ojczyzna -
God, Honour, Fatherland...

Even though it is used by the military it is also adopted by the right wing parties and the nationalists who bizarrely often wear Swastikas or versions of Swastikas!

06.03.2026 23:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Prince Charles couldn't half choose some odd friends 🤔

just like his brother and uncle too

#MohamedAlFayed #JimmySavile #Epstein #Kincora #PrinceCharles #KingCharles #Mountbatten #LouisMoutbatten #Paedophiles #Trump #PrinceAndrew

06.03.2026 23:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0