Jojo

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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

it's the same 'sovereign thinking' as with Brexit (turn down EEA, Erasmus, enience/freedom of movement for young(er) people, etc) and I detest that this country keeps shooting itself in the foot and I despite its the press who will carry the narrative blaming of everyone but those responsible

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

Iron Maiden - The Evil That Men Do (2015 Remaster) Listen to The Evil That Men Do (2015 Remaster) on TIDAL

#NowPlaying #NP

/me is staying here until etc 😉

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Such grace

Just fascinating to see Blair, a man whose reputation was ruined by the Iraq war, advocate joining a war that is exponentially stupider and more chaotic. How is it possible to learn nothing from the worst mistake of your life?

The view of my maroon-coloured walking shoes under blue jeans

Remember the good old days of Mobypicture and Twitter, and the #WaitingFor / #WachtenOp hashtags?

"gebruik mijn code WAR26 voor korting in de TikTok shop"

Medwerkers zitten gezellig naast me in McD's

Don't go near IKEA Brent Park today - still evacuated (fire alarm)

i’m making lemonade as fast as i can, but god u r giving me way too many lemons

fijn zo'n ingang waar je droog kunt staan terwijl je je boodschappentassen even op de grond zet terwijl je naar je huissleutels zoekt 😊

Also Big Tech: Never mind testing, what if we just ship and don't fix errors until customers complain? (All while replacing customer service reps with bots)

I hope they help you feel better

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A screen inside a bus stop that, instead of providing bus information, says "Rebooting, please wait"

mood

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

EZEKIEL

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

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I have another #buyastrangerabook day offer to tell you about.

@eethie.bsky.social will buy someone a copy of any of the books in the Betty Steady series by Nicky Smith-Dale and illustrated by Sarah Horne.

"Funnier than a tap-dancing chicken!"

If you'd like one, get in touch!

UK only

Funny how none of these self-proclaimed health champions seem to advocate for universal socialised healthcare

People like Goodwin hate Britain. They want to drag it to antiquity because a backwards, discriminatory society is the only society they can thrive in. Without discrimination and disadvantage for others, they are nobodies

That Tin Tin meme "What a week, huh?" "Captain, it's Wednesday"

happy hump day

I see the papers which screamed ‘tAKe bACK ConTRol’ now want the UK to be nothing but an obedient servant of the USA

De vergeten factor in het AOW-debat: het brein De AOW-leeftijd koppelen aan de levensverwachting is logisch, maar vergeten we niet iets fundamenteels? Het gaat niet alleen om hoelang we leven, maar om hoe lang we mentaal fit blijven.

productiviteit zit niet alleen in knieën en ruggen: het aantal mensen met parkinson is in tien jaar met 30% toegenomen; een derde van hen is onder de 65. ook 10% van de mensen met dementie – in 2040 de voornaamste doodsoorzaak – is jonger dan 65 fd.nl/opinie/15879... | #aow