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Evan Leslie Jokes

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Stand up comedian. So far I like it here.

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Hold up when did Threads get this based?

17.01.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I realized you can’t post link in bios here after tweeting this so here’s the link

youtube.com/@evmersion?s...

17.01.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey I made a video game and strange culture YouTube channel! Please like and subscribe! I tried to make the video funny/interesting even if you don’t know anything about GTA or video games. Link in my bio

17.01.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

All I’m saying is, if you killed an ICE right in front of me… well, I miraculously wouldn’t see a thing. Power of the lord I guess

16.01.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cyberpunk 2077 has one of the worst radio soundtracks ever. More than once I’ve found myself saying out loud β€œthis might be the worst song I’ve ever heard in my life”

15.01.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty funny that Joe Rogan does all these experimental treatments to extend his lifespan, when he’s just going to die the minute Liver King finally gets his hands on him.

09.01.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Hidden Games in GTA 6
Hidden Games in GTA 6 YouTube video by Mr E

I started a video game and culture commentary channel on YouTube, this is my first video. Please flow and watch it, I tried to make it funny even for someone who isn’t super familiar with the subject

youtu.be/ECibBJMGa_w?...

06.01.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This guy on TikTok made a video about ChatGPT having β€œretrocogntion.” As in, he thinks that the language model software, has magical clairvoyant powers to remote-view any moment in the past. ChatGPT isn’t sentient, and sure as fuck isn’t psychic, you medieval villager level fucking idiots

29.12.2025 10:28 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Nvidia CEO needs to be given a full Luigi

23.12.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s rad as fuck

16.12.2025 13:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was like β€œI live in an apartment complex.” And he was like β€œwell tell your building manager about solar panels.” Ya idiot, I’ll go pitch that to the building manager I never see for a building I don’t want to live in

16.12.2025 13:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my only conservative family members falls for every scam and get-rich-quick scheme. Last two times I have interacted with him he tried to pitch me a solar-panel pyramid scheme. One of like the top 5 most googlable scams.

16.12.2025 13:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I have very few conservative family members, and the ones I do have are at least self aware enough to know I’m smarter than them, and not to say shit about it

16.12.2025 13:17 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Andy Serkis is making a β€œnon political” Animal Farm movie. How long until we find out this dude is a fucking weirdo conservative? Like how much longer do I have to act like I respect a guy for getting in front of a green screen and pretending to be like a monkey or dolphin-man or whatever the fuck?

16.12.2025 13:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When Trump dies I’m going to literally throw a party and mock his family to their fucking faces. Fuck it, I hope they get Barron too.

16.12.2025 13:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mention Kill Tony even passively online, and the biggest fucking dry-dick loser you have ever interacted with will crawl out of the floorboards to misspell a bunch of insults at you

15.12.2025 16:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.12.2025 05:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone wants a nice photographic list of the people who need to get a full β€œLuigi Mangione Special”

12.12.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Theres a handful of nerd chicks on TikTok telling me I’m hot right now. I’m fucking back baby!

11.12.2025 16:45 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only members of the LAPD I’ve ever interacted with, deserve to be dead. Most incompetent, power hungry, low-IQ, racist, tiny dick loser subhumans on the planet.

10.12.2025 14:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so funny that Joe Rogan just wanted to be rich and write jokes, but he’s so fucking greedy that now he’s put himself in a position where he must die or be killed for the good of the world. What a dumbfuck.

10.12.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A new Christmas special, β€œBullets On ICE.” Where this holiday season, we introduce high caliber bullets to the skulls of ICE agents. It’s a wonderful magical holiday extravaganza for the whole family!

10.12.2025 14:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been playing a lot of blue collar working men or high level body guards/personal security guys, in vertical shorts produced by Chinese companies. That’s currently the highest source of income I have in my life.

08.12.2025 15:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doctor doesn’t like it when they ask about adverse side effects from my medication and I say β€œthe high wore off too fast”

07.12.2025 21:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Joe Rogan in the mid 2000s β€œChristians are dumber than retarded children”

Joe Rogan Now β€œI think that Gronk may be the next coming of our lord and savior Jesus Christ”

07.12.2025 03:43 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

So funny that these soft ass billionaire pussies consider themselves β€œmasculine leadership.”

07.12.2025 03:22 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The best part about Elon and Peter Thiel being brutally killed, is that it would scare the shit out of Joe Rogan.

06.12.2025 12:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like the best way to muderder a billionaire is to sell him tainted ketamine. Some dealer out there needs to do us all a favor and slip these fuckers some fentianl mixed with rat poison

06.12.2025 12:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œThe Fable” on Hulu is my current favorite new show. It’s my favorite sub-genre of fiction β€œgritty, subdued, Neo-noir action crime thriller.” But it’s also a pure comedy in a sub-genre that often is overwhelmingly grim and self-serious.

05.12.2025 22:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Evan Leslie: I Believe in Aliens
Evan Leslie: I Believe in Aliens YouTube video by Evan Jones

I filmed this 6 years go. Feels like 15. My new material is better and I’m much more grounded as a person now. But I’ve also become disillusioned with the what stand up has become. Business and politically. I think some time in the next two years I’m going to film a new one. youtu.be/ok1hAizriJo?...

05.12.2025 12:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0