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Good to know. We both had a wicked cold recently but tests for Covid and flu a/b were negative.

07.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit! Sorry to hear. Hope it’s mild and passes quickly.

07.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A stop sign. Under the stop sign, another, red rectangular, sign is affixed. It says "Actually stop. Like, for real."

A stop sign. Under the stop sign, another, red rectangular, sign is affixed. It says "Actually stop. Like, for real."

Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.

31.10.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 3723 πŸ” 448 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 47

Oh my god I love it. (It is a shitty intersection)

07.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doing the good work, man.

07.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Life hack: praise Asphaltia, goddess of pavement, for better parking spots. Asphaltia will deliver.

07.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminded of Samuel L Jackson’s character in Long Kiss Goodnight. Just need to make it a little sing-song-y.

07.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This isn’t the one where the bees end up in the Superdome, is it?

Also for amazing editing of ant footage to give them character check out β€œPhase IV” directed by Saul Bass.

07.03.2026 08:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have a good trip!

[this is insomnia posting]

07.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 3379 πŸ” 672 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT

06.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats on excellent timing!

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Prevents someone else taking the account name, too. They could be out there telling people to park on the even side during snow emergencies!

06.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoah.

06.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously.

06.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Paralympic curler from Cape Cod! That rules! ✊πŸ”₯

06.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh how cool!

06.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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photos of a young and old Oliver North under the post 'the guy on the left was arrested and convicted for illegally selling missiles to Iran during the Reagan administration. the guy on the right is a Fox news military analyst who thinks Iran shouldn't have missiles. they're the same guy'

05.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh see that’s an interesting new variant. I like it.

05.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all about the base - no treble.

05.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No cabinet secretary has been thrown under more busses YET.

05.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know some of those books. Good taste, there!

05.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am shocked that tomboy x hasn’t produced dazzle camo underwear.

05.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The door is guarded by two ICE agents. One of them only tells lies, the other one also only tells lies.

15.08.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 227 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Tay, have you been driving around with the convertible top down so you can huff all the hot-tar fumes?

04.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have shown off that bit of trivia - what diocese has the largest area - on more than one occasion. Also, Buzz Aldrin had a little communion ceremony when he was there.

04.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of my favorite TikToks of all time

04.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cover for report "New Developments in Meat and Meat-Packaging Technology" from Arthur D. Little, Inc. Illustration of a cow marked with dashed butcher-cut lines, centered within a white outline of the state of Iowa.

Cover for report "New Developments in Meat and Meat-Packaging Technology" from Arthur D. Little, Inc. Illustration of a cow marked with dashed butcher-cut lines, centered within a white outline of the state of Iowa.

04.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7

Hell yeah. (although, to be fair, I think a lot of that was the sudden popularity of 'Atkins' style dieting slamming directly into an aggressively large number of new locations. The incredibly busy KK at Wellington Circle is now a Kelly's Roast Beef, though.)

04.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe Greater Masshole-Minnesota Sovereignty traces its origins to a pair of unrelated incidents: the Battle of Minneapolis in winter 2026 and the Dunkin Uprising that spring.”

β€”The Decline and Fall of the United States vol III, 2279

04.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4