Tbh I think I'm about to just quit Twitter. Anything I post gets infested with bots and there's like maybe one post once a month I actually want to see

Ok NYTimes, you got me, I'm eating rat shaped cookies it's true

"Wow they really just cut us in line!"
And then they seriously turned around and gave me this look 😠

An old lady asked me to get something off the top shelf today

I'm officially tall!

Finally getting genuinely decent at Dota and the whole friend groups quits the game LOL I'm going to keep playing anyway

This website is so much more pleasant