bUt WhAt If YoUr FaVoRiTe CeLeBrITy iS iN tHe EpStEiN fILeS
Kill them with a hammer.
That's it.
06.03.2026 04:18
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bUt WhAt If YoUr FaVoRiTe CeLeBrITy iS iN tHe EpStEiN fILeS
Kill them with a hammer.
That's it.
well i hope filling up the car today gets me through the next year or two
SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.
My report:
On behalf of the entirety of America, I just want to say that "we," as a group, are not doing this. It is literally just a handful of people who apparently can do whatever they want.
Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.
No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.
The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.
Massie on Newsmax: "We're not getting the answers we need from Pam Bondi. I just spent 3 hours at the DOJ this week looking at the unredacted files. And I'm finding evidence of files they haven't released yet." (Note that the Newsmax anchor agrees with him!)
I've been wanting more IRL socializing so I browsed the library events and classes. A writing class! That could be good. I go into the description. It's a generative writing group where you learn how to come up with good prompts. OH MY GAWD
I still remember screwing up on my first day at McDonald's. I thought that the ketchup went on the hamburger. Fortunately a kind coworker told me how to smear it all over the bun and the wrapper.
A suspicious papillon cross chihuahua.
I’ve been sitting on the floor when I brush my teeth so the pup will see how normal it is for a stick to be in one’s mouth for when I brush his teefs.
I’m not entirely sure it’s working…
imagine being fired. ok, well that sucks. now, imagine being fired by the worst president of all time
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
I know I would hit Stephen Miller so hard it would break my hand, but that's what insurance is for.
You ever notice that the people always questioning AOC’s intelligence (who worked her way through college and graduated with honors), never question the intelligence of Trump no matter how idiotic his statements or actions are?
McGovern: How the hell is this America first? You guys broke your top campaign promise. Good luck with that. I hope the defense contractor money was worth it. Shame on you all. The mask is off. You're all just a bunch of pathetic Neocon Warmongers.
Go ahead and get a little high and watch the Smurfs cartoon from 80s. Your brain deserves a break.
In the extended cut of that burger-tasting video, the McDonald’s CEO’s mom can be heard remarking, “Three more bites. REAL bites.”
so we’re just calling it “the war” now?
WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 03: U.S. Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) speaks as U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem testifies before the Senate Judiciary Committee in the Dirksen Senate Office Building on March 03, 2026 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
Cory Booker to Kristi Noem: “Either you are utterly incompetent or you are violating laws with impunity — You should step down from your position. If you don’t, you should be removed by this president, and if not, Congress should impeach you”
Trump said Spain "has been terribly" by refusing US military base use, and added "we can just fly in and use them, nobody is going to tell us not to use it." Trump said he personally told Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to cut all trade with Spain. #US
7 red poppies against a bright blue sky.
Trump is EVIL and STUPID and IMPULSIVE. I’m sad and angry.
These guys were selling t-shirts until they needed a war to cover up the intentional damage they did to the economy and the president's involvement in a pedophilia scandal.
I do support the second amendment. I do think the right to bare arms is essential for protecting Democracy.
However, I don't think white men should legally be allowed to own guns.
If I had my way, only vulnerable communities would legally be allowed to own guns.
Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke
My teen son’s favorite book. He made me read it when he finished.
When the grocery store self checkout loudly announces that I’m buying a donut, that‘s a HIPAA violation
i’m at the anti-ICE protest
i’m at the anti-war with iran protest
i’m at the combination anti-ICE anti-war with iran protest
