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Iran War Cost Tracker — $1 Billion Per Day The Pentagon estimates the war in Iran costs $1 billion per day. Track the running total in real time.

Action in Iran is already costing us over $1B every 4 hours...and we haven't even reached the complicated part yet.

"You just dealt with the DOG, bitch."

"Allow me to introduce you to Markwayne's brothers: Glengarry, Glenross."

ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural MINNEAPOLIS—Bleeding profusely as he radioed for backup against the uncooperative crowd, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Ken Fischer was reportedly injured Tuesday after making repeated atte...

"Little prick's stonewalling me..."

I am Sean's complete lack of surprise...and I am also Sean's smirking revenge.

What a weird way of saying "I'M NOT GAAAY!"

"Hey Evangelicals, when the Rapture/Armageddon comes, can I have your shit?" -Rick Wilson

“He says what the rest of us are thinking!”

Eyes on the prize, guys.

AMEN.

Ya know...that Jesus character sure makes some good points.

The absolute state of the Union: Marine Veteran protests war in Iran, maga Senator immediately attacks & breaks his arm.

MAGA firebrand banned from every Waffle House in his red state A MAGA Republican candidate for Florida governor claimed on Wednesday that he had been "criminally trespassed" by Waffle House after a series of campaign stops. James Fishback, a MAGA firebrand who is...

DUDE. You have to be a record-setting piece of shit to get banned from WAFFLE HOUSE...and coming in at a whopping 15 Courics, James Fishback IS INDEED one such piece of shit. Seriously, look it up.

From hijacking demonstrations they didn't organize yet insist on making all about them, to reflexively throwing a wet blanket over the slightest moment of levity, the "Everything is about Gaza" people are getting cultier and cuntier by the day.

That is some S-Tier trolling right there.

"CHARLIE DON'T SURF!"

R.I.P. Colonel Kilgore, who had that weird light around him...

THIS is why I think Crockett is exactly where we NEED her to be for the time being. Her time will come, but right now there is simply no substitute for this...and it MUST be done.

He also thinks Ayatollah Khomeini and Ayatollah Khamenei were the same guy. Also, his name is MARKWAYNE, and I'm never going to get past that.

“But our trip was different. It was a classic affirmation of everything right and true and decent in the national character. It was a gross, physical salute to the fantastic possibilities of life in this country-but only for those with true grit. And we were chock full of that.” -Hunter S. Thompson

That's where I ultimately landed. It's the only good that can possibly come of this. In my case, I thought of the firefighting tactic of setting off explosions near fire fed by volatile and/or abundant fuel. Suck all the oxygen out of the area, and the exothermic chemical reaction stops cold.

Anyone down to set up a GoFundMe so we have the scratch to load Stephen Miller into a rocket and fire him into center of the Sun?

Don't forget the $2B MBS gave Jared Kushner. MBS has had the biggest of all the boners for this op, and is collecting his due.

Pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, America?

Fuck yourself inside-out Jeff, you chrome-domed communal dildo.

Maybe he doesn't, but the American people still get a vote...and I don't just mean at the ballot box. Even under full-blown authoritarian regimes, this level of unpopularity is something to sweat over.

Narrator: It was bad.

White smoke! We have a new Ayatollah! Wait, that's just for the Pope...and that's not smoke. Don just went too heavy on the talcum powder and is exceptionally flatulent today.

Nobody has the stones to say what actually needs to be done out loud, but I guarantee we're all thinking it.

Sanders pitches $4.4 trillion tax on billionaires, in 2028 marker The measure comes as Democrats began to jostle ahead of the upcoming presidential primary.

Think of it like a stimulus check that won't explode the inflation rate or the deficit. At last, we wouldn't simply be printing more money or spending money we don't have, but rather reclaiming it from a handful of individuals who obtained it through nefarious means.