holly

"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning"

got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing

next time someone asks me a dumb question in a budget meeting I'm going with that one

sorry basically the problem of my life is that i internalized and believed a lot of stuff people said about valuing children and loving your neighbor and living in a society at the exact moment that everyone in power decided all of that shit was fake and gay and not a way to make a living

let my people (groupchat) go

STOP SAYING SINGLE NAMES IN CHINESE IT FEELS WRONG AUGH YES THIS IS AN ALL CAPS SUBTWEET

that's really interesting because I know I have a weaker sense of self and therefore I RUN AWAY when I sense I am becoming a satellite? also caring about work in off hours is anathema

lmaooooooo there's a very real tragedy in the thematic underpinnings of the original myth, as nezha was a rebellious entity who was forced by the jade emperor and various buddhist deities into conformity but yunno, boom boom explosions

tesla drivers

meg I can say without exaggeration or sarcasm that you are one of my favourite people on this cursèd earth

why expend energy on creating drama when you can just curl up into a ball and hate yourself

didn't tab into the subject or email body so it looks like I cc'ed hell and you know what, that sounds about right

EVERY SINGLE PART of a lily is toxic!

Petals, leaves, pollen, the water in the vase.

You can celebrate someone other ways besides killing their cat.

I worked as a vet tech for 10 years. Let me assure you, you don't want to see your cat go through this nightmare.

this feels obscene and inhumane, I'm so sorry

The Fallout from Reporting on White Nationalism in Canada | The Tyee Journalist Rachel Gilmore published an investigation in The Tyee. The men she unmasked showed up to intimidate her in person.

“The extent of Canada’s problem with far-right extremism stared me in the face on an ordinary Wednesday night.” 🇨🇦

After The Tyee published @rachelgilmore.bsky.social’s report on a white nationalist club meeting at a Montreal gym, today she reports the fallout.

slammed the order button on 6 sheets of metallic pokemon stickers

sometimes, statistically and practically, it is ME, and I have to keep guard against it and stay humble and compassionate 😭

A bath full of Capybaras! They're surrounded by yuzu fruit and ducks and being attended by a Capybara furry and two humans.

Capybara Bath 01

leon kennedy is a well-known perpetrator of civil asset forfeiture

yes but it's invisible

lolll I mean literary analysis wouldn't require that wording but yes, 100% the vibe

we were also taught to write the conclusion first to guide ourselves if necessary

it has been zero (0) days since I listened to the BDG pokérap DON'T AT ME

wait are they not teaching kids this anymore??? this format literally got me through all my uni essays

I just said this in a DM but I feel like I need to say this here too: THE FOURTH WALL WAS LOAD-BEARING

BRING BACK THE FOURTH WALL

as usual DST is cratering my ability to sleep properly

I'm going to become the joker

*beijing

Andrew O’Hagan · Stay Classy: Mummy’s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

unbelievable banger from the always-good london review of books: "As a couple, they have always been too stupid to understand the vulnerability of the institution that supports them, and they began wrecking it from the inside as soon as they met." www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

I don't think we get water and snacks but yes it adds up to 1 hour of free time per day during work hours

take 'em, it will do you good

Hi from a country with mandated paid breaks.

15min for every 2hrs, employer must provide water, tea and coffee.

Meal breaks are unpaid but 30min minimum.

Unpaid breaks also means your employer has no right to tell you what to do. So napping is allowed with your meal

throw things in the pot and pray?