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2-headed man named Hugh Janus

Comic. [Person with long hair announcing news. There are images of a sun with a smiley face labelled “last week” and a sun with a frowny face labeled “today.”] PERSON: A warning for solar flares and geomagnetic storms has been issued after new images from the solar and heliospheric observatory show that the big smiley face on the sun has turned into a frown.

Solar Warning

xkcd.com/3215/

Well that account got disabled for 2 whole years and I'm not going through discords horrid appeal process so you can just add me and invite me back to any of your servers I was in on this one

happy birthday!
statistically, you'll share a birthday with at least 1/400 of the population
so like, 20 million birthdays today

Lily the Spider Maid

How did he get all those scars

I wish this quote wasn’t still so relevant

yay!!!

"neurodivergent"
neuron + the harmonic series (divergent to infinity)

I'm so normal
*turns into the normal distribution*

absolutely !!!

ref comm x.com/chubstersnatto

IIRC it was
> Red skinned vampire
> died
> Brought back to life as a respawning zombie
> Green now

painsburys

Heartbreaking: local undead creature forced to be alive again

WHY ARE YOU RED AGAIN /silly

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Dear Shabana, I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank. You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to make a perilous crossing on small boats.” I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division. When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney. As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I filled water tanks and picked up litter. What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country. Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it. It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and croissants to refugees and food parcels. When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers whilst risking death on the seas.” She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …

Dear Shabana,

Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

Yeah

you shall be kneaded

sowwy :3

Epic Clist wipeout

the nefarious pants cutter

You should use this more.

YES

Oh yeah that makes way more sense
The claws are more for intimidation

Just ask Viserys from Game Of Thrones how bad it can get

Creature collision

This Image Breaks AI YouTube video by Atomic Frontier

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Cf...

I think something like this happened