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And the people in the EuroClub smoking area. That shit is truly my anthem of Eurovision 2025 despite hating the song hahahaha

I’ve come across the brand Koi Footwear this week and I want to buy half of the site. Incredible restraint so far my side 😂

This shoes you’re looking at are marvellous!

It sounds like DGT to me, I’m not into it sadly. Czechia is one of my fave Eurovision countries but this year is a year off on that for me!

No no no I didn’t, I’ve asked you for a practical workaround. Not “what is the problem” which you’ve just relayed for some reason. Fact is, she can just submit it without that word in and let the audience do it for her. It’s easy. But that doesn’t fit what you’re saying so you’ll disagree.

Go on, what’s the workarounds then? Cos Dave was bang on here, they literally have to broadcast the whole thing unedited. They’re not allowed to do anything. Were you this upset when Måneskin had to change a word in ZeB? When citi zeni had to censor ‘pussy’? When Luke black had to cut ‘bitch’?

I’ve not heard any songs in #PZE25 but what was with the smoke in that first song?

Hahahahaha it’s the lips and hair

Eurovision’s 2025 mascot Lumo. Orange, diva lips and Karen hair…it’s giving Lisa Rinna M&M meme.

It’s giving

I saw a W95M stan from last year say that the presentation is “uncomfortable and just too much”. Yet we saw actual bollock from W95M in the final in Malmö.

It’s not! It’s less poppy more “only at Eurovision”

A screenshot from Eurovision’s YouTube channel saying “1 Waiting” on the Grand Final scheduled video.

There is currently one person waiting for the Eurovision 2025 Grand Final live stream to start…

I hope they’re comfortable.

It’s actually not!

I’ve shown the songs to 3 non-fans so far, and all 3 of them laughed (very hard) at the same song…one you aren’t supposed to laugh at.

I’ll give you a clue: the dancing.

Nah I’m absolutely obsessed. The key thing is to be memorable. Some will love it (and they’ll vote) and some will hate it. It’s better than being just nice where literally no one will vote for it.

They are serving Kant tbh

And your 12 points choice would be completely correct.

Dw he has lactose free apparently xo

I don’t give a fuck if this makes me trash:

Australia is now top of my scoreboard. #Eurovision

NATO can't protect Europe from Russia because the US has defected. The EU can't because UK is no longer a member. The UN can't because of Russia & US.

We need a body with Europe + UK but not Russia + US, with existing admin infrastructure.

What I'm saying is: arm the Eurovision Song Contest.

His vocals in the semi were diabolical and I can’t listen to the studio version without remembering how knackered he sounded. It’s so liberating being able to say that pffft

Sure but this song certainly doesn’t help. This song is as bad at tarnishing at as the EBU were.

Update he went on Insta live to take the piss out of the phrase for about 20 seconds. Ya gal is about to get real annoyed.

Also I know Joost’s situation was shit (none of know the full details, remember), but United By Music wasn’t created about you, pal. It’s not all about you. It’s about Ukraine. This song better not be about you I stg.

This is going to be tarnishing the message of United By Music which would be fine if it was ironic about 2024.

But the phrase comes from the BBC’s collab with UA:PBC and I’ll forever be livid that the meaning got warped by repeating the slogan in a complex year.

Literally who has been doing this (and what is their name, address and biggest fear)

Also I wouldn’t say they are a fan fave, they were a cult classic, it’s aged with time.

I’d love to know who this is but honestly it could be one of SO MANY that would do this.

Ohhhh I’m looking forward to it

Yeah there’s way too much of it now, you can’t have a normal rational conversation there anymore. Very eggshells vibes cos of the sea of narcissists who want to appear holier-than-thou all the time.

Omg yes!! Preach! I literally hadn’t gone on the app for nearly 3 months until the last 2 days and I’m well and truly put off again

I moved from an old house which was costing me £200 a month on electricity, to a brand new house with solar panels…and THEY’VE given ME £25 cos they’ve sold excess energy from the panels and it’s exceeded what I spent?!?

MAAAAATE.

Being green is hot, being green is cool…