Obviously, listen to your lawyer and shut the fuck up is the real advice, right after is don't ask the computer about your dead girlfriend, though.
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Obviously, listen to your lawyer and shut the fuck up is the real advice, right after is don't ask the computer about your dead girlfriend, though.
Just go ahead and confess, it's easier and you don't look quite as stupid.
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For fucks sake, how long can they wring this teat?
I really don't want to share a country with people who like this kind of shit. Let's just give them Florida, saw it off Bugs Bunny style, and be done with it.
There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase “accused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory “hasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...
A Noem aide spent $3 million on pickup trucks emblazoned with the ICE name & logo, which ICE agents -- notoriously averse to advertising their presence -- will not drive, so they're just sitting in a lot, useless. The contract went to a Trump donor who owns a regional Chevy dealership.
That's kinda funny.
I've seen three clips from this press conference and folks, we need to have a serious conversation.
"So I just made some shit up because I'm an unserious dipshit. Can you believe I'm in charge of anything more important than making toast? Insane, right?"
This cannot possibly be true.
"Follow up: Jackass, this isn't some shitty golf club you're misrepresenting the value of for tax and loan purposes. You have to say something, people are dying. What the fuck is the matter with you?
I just keep thinking that if you're smart/good enough to pull this off at all, giving money to the first idiot you see with a badge is just dumb. I don't know though, I didn't do international hitman shit like kill a guy in jail.
Sure, me too and I really hope the FBI already knows that and has since the day this happened or they're dumb.
EABOD nature.
He's so fucking dumb.
🚨BREAKING: The FBI is probing past elections in Arizona’s largest county, according to a top Republican state lawmaker, who says he provided the bureau with records related to the 2020 election. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Arizona's state Senate president says he has complied with a subpoena he received last week seeking records from a flawed, Republican-led review of the 2020 election in Maricopa County. n.pr/4urmBbl
Me when a post gets no likes: I don't know, I thought that was pretty funny/smart/relevant.
Me when a post has 100+ likes: Who are you people? Go away, I don't know you. That was the dumbest thing I've ever said, stop liking it.
I need an exoskeleton thing. I'd look ridiculous, but I could just walk away from the people laughing and I'm old now so I don't care.
My last remaining unfucked joint is getting fucked. I'm down to 0 good limbs. Probably not good.
You are now permitted to talk shit in your fantasy football group text for the 2026 season.
I've interviewed hundreds of prisoner witnesses and I'm not real sure I got the truth from any of them. And I'm on their side, generally. The truth in prison isn't common or free. I would have followed up on the "the whole tier heard it" thing though, just in case.
Just another normal morning where the President of the United States shares completely false claims from a conspiracy theory site. I’ve confirmed with election officials in Maricopa County that this is 100% BS.
if you believed this you should be fired on the spot because you are one of the dumbest people alive
Are you fucking stupid or somthin'?
I bet if we tried, we could make the first $100k tax free by just taxing the 900 assholes hoarding all the money.
The decade of my childhood. First, everything from appliances, to carpet, to cars will be a shade of baby shit. Green, brown, yellow, orange....1976 was a blessing because everything was red, white and blue for a minute. Also, adults on lots of cocaine and roller skates. It'll be ok you'll make it.
I'm glad 56 is still considered "relatively young" since I'll be 56 in a few Sundays. Although I don't run anything. I can barely keep up with my dogs.
I expect the market to have a really bad week at some point soon and maybe that starts tomorrow.
