Urist McBauxite

a-cooka da laundry 🤌

fuckin Electabuzz guanciale

I got an intrusive thought of the back-of-shop in a deli that sells choice Electabuzz cuts

They actually merged? I figured it would be some BVR shit, but a merge makes it at least twice as funny.

What if only COIN by nuke treaty?

Junior level sin eaters didn't rise the ranks post-Nixon, so that's something.

What would be the masshole equivalent of shouting taqbir

The Interesting Times Sweet Spot

This tweet screenshot is going to get some fuckin mileage in the coming months and years.

Holden Bloodfeast hours

Do the horrors aggregate, or do they act as chaff against each other?

Minus one fingernail

'Man is kind, men are cruel'

Too bad all the DoD lasers are tasked in El Paso shooting down DHS drones

And Jesus said thusly, 'hold my cuppe'

But surely you understand that there's a difference between some random Joe with a nazi tattoo, and a candidate for senate at a time when nazism is having a resurgence.

That's what CENTRIX was for.

A1 solid defense

Baby's first favorite fighter plane.

I wonder about the QA of 1940s plexiglass. Is it like trying to dogfight through a 180 degree stained glass distortion view?

Recalling that one time a unit smuggled booze into an FTX inside antifreeze jugs.

Prune and trim, until it is done

What's the old saying about only buying an umbrella when it's raining, so you never overspend?

That was me needing toilet paper in march 2020, like cmon guys, I buy this shit in 6 month increments

Gungan, probably

I would say "you know the ones" but I truly do not

We love picking thru the wreckage for parts, don't we folks?

helicopter go brrrr

I hope the youth get embarrasspilled, and choose to dignitymaxx

The tide, folks, they say I can't stop it, can't stop the tide