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very normal proud subaru owner she/her/little guy

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lmaoo i am always searching reddit about deodorant and armpit rashes and old spice is constantly doing this to people it's wild how no matter the subreddit if there a pit rash there are like 12 people talking about avoiding old spice

06.03.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was looking through my Goodreads and apparently I already read it AND only gave it 3 stars lmaooo a books gotta be pretty damn boring to get less than 4 from me

05.03.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not a "daddy's girl" or a "momma's girl" im just The Favorite

05.03.2026 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PLEASEEEEE

05.03.2026 11:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't mind a few here and there however โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ƒ I am in so much pain it's crazy how I just handle it I'm really really good at saying "that's not my problem" and it could not possibly be more my problem

05.03.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was on opiates 2-3x a day for two weeks after my wisdom teeth removal and I told my mom "I'm not doing this anymore I feel too good this sucks louann"

05.03.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

opiates and benzos don't tempt me to abuse them because when I'm not in pain it freaks me out and pisses me off because something must be wrong , also being addicted to delicious pills is against the rules and I'm autistic so you KNOW im following the Rules

05.03.2026 04:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
an image promoting a substack article titled โ€˜25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right nowโ€™

an image promoting a substack article titled โ€˜25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right nowโ€™

i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :)

open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...

05.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3135 ๐Ÿ” 1222 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

they gotta to cater to the American tourists

04.03.2026 11:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the only holiday i celebrate is when daylight savings time starts yayโ™ฅ๏ธ
we get to spring forward so not only does the day start sooner but the sunlight returns yayโ™ฅ๏ธ

04.03.2026 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm really enjoying how my armpits are reacting to everything i put on them

It feels really good and I like it actually

03.03.2026 10:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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love finding pictures i take while doing a Task to remember later , I think I'm trying to document the shoe on the left if the one on the right doesn't work out

03.03.2026 04:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just checked looks like it didn't get transferred over since i don't use apple anymore
Why ,she got a goat milk hookup? ๐Ÿ‘€

03.03.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just wanted goat milk lotion on the website where the lady makes goat milk soap and lotion and I ordered the ONE THING WITHOUT GOAT MILK GODAMNIT

03.03.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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didn't read product description closely enough when i made an order

03.03.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

knowing i cut short any worse pain for mason basically nullified the grief bc that thought felt SO relieving and it was the best possible move so I hope it continues to give you comfort the way it did and still does for me ๐Ÿซ‚

03.03.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm really glad you two got so much time together and I'm glad I got to spend time with her too, she was a very sweet girl
I love you a lot and knowing she isn't hurting anymore makes it a lot less painful and you really gave her a good life and that's the most a happy cat could ever ask for

03.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unfortunately no, it's just my si joints never seem to NOT be inflamed and nobody seems to know why so im focusing on attempting to change my diet and when my mattress comes i will try out specific things I've seen pts who focus on Hypermobility recommend and maybe then I will be better ๐Ÿคž

02.03.2026 13:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ahh i am in so much pain all the time the best my body felt was when i was in the ER on a gurney and they gave me Dilaudid, sure my cerebellum hurt insanely bad but the rest of me finally felt good ๐Ÿ˜Œ

02.03.2026 04:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the last 6 months i suddenly have a ton of grey hairs and other ones with that texture but they are like, shiny and more gold looking what the hell is going on up there

02.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 18792 ๐Ÿ” 8029 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42 ๐Ÿ“Œ 116

blaming people who abstained from voting for a cop warmonger who hates trans people vs a pedophile warmonger who hates trans people but with dementia is always a crazy take to me

01.03.2026 05:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we killed children

01.03.2026 05:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah sometimes he'll post like a weird fish he bought for like $2 USD and it's like wow that's a little interesting

01.03.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this guy in Angola always posts what he made for dinner on this specifically boring subreddit lol

01.03.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11

03.01.2026 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1688 ๐Ÿ” 309 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Dozens of U.S. strikes on Iran. Dunno what to say now other than my thoughts are with the Iranian civilians under fire. What a nightmare.

28.02.2026 07:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4768 ๐Ÿ” 1054 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

get up and go make dinner ๐Ÿซต

27.02.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

still can't believe i used to live with PMDD i can't believe i had friends can't believe i made it to 25 before Girl Pills basically saved my life oh my god I did the math and I was only emotionally stable for about 48 days a year

27.02.2026 11:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

having autism also makes pmdd like a billion times worse

26.02.2026 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0