Dr. MooCow, AKA Dr. Mom

A sequence of shots from the TV series MASH. Three surgeons are operating in a mobile army surgical theater, and are masked in cotton masks, wearing cotton caps to cover hair, and aprons. Bright lights are visible in their backgrounds. The first, panel shows Frank Burns (an absolute jerk character but Larry Linville, his actor, was not) saying, “Everybody knows war is Hell”. The second panel shows BJ Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) saying (sarcastically) “ remember, you heard it here last.” The third and fourth panels show Hawkeye Pierce (Alan Alda) saying, “War isn’t Hell. War is war and Hell is hell and of the two, war is a lot worse.“ 5th panel shows Father Mulcahey, the chaplain (William Christopher) saying, “How do you figure that, Hawkeye?” 6th is back to Hawkeye, saying “ Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?” 7th is Fr Mulcahey saying “ Sinners, I believe.” The last three panels are all Hawkeye, saying, “ Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. But war is chock full of them. Little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for a few of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.”

With alt-text:

Agree that I hate this is still relevant.

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

how your email finds me

Good morni

An iteration of OP's sona, all synth'd the fuck up

I told @strype.bsky.social to look into my soul and carve what she saw.

nailed it out of the park. 💙

also beep boop motherfuckers

Let there be MORE!
Asterii can take many shapes and colours, and body positivity is encouraged.

a black and white typography edit that reads "i am making permanent choices because i want permanent changes." the text is in all caps and is printed over a opened case of tools. the image is textured with very small halftone dots

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

reminding myself of this

Ok, I love being a fucking trans, pan, poly, plural, therian, furry, kinky physician on the leading edge of my field in transing genders. I may have downswings due to the ~trauma~ but overall, shit's pretty fucking cool and I'm lucky to be me.

The atoms that begat me
Have long passed to elesewhere
In the dirt
In new life
I've already recycled
Once and again in perpetuity
Others are within me
A life in continuity
Interconnected
I am all
All are me
Even when gone
We are everywhere
Everyone
Everything

Everyone was great. I just… couldn’t get over my anxiety and self hate…. Maybe next time

Went to my first kink event. Ended up running away to hide in my truck while in a self hate spiral. Fucking just… fuck

Interesting argument. However: *pours concrete in your vagina*

a cartoon of a unicorn jumping over a bridge with the number 71.90 on the bottom ALT: a cartoon of a unicorn jumping over a bridge with the number 71.90 on the bottom

Open your eyes
I see, your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open

When it's cold
Outside
Am I here
In Vain?

Hoooold OOOONNN
To the NIIIIIGHT

THERE
WILL
BE
NO
SHAME

ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU

Looks fantASStic on you!

Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. I'm smoking on that shit that killed Saddam

Screenshot of a tweet from user @blotchkat, replying to @runolgarun: "I worked at McDonald's as a teenager. They threatened to fire me the one time I called in sick. After that they let me work while I would throw up between taking orders. I worked while having the swine flu and the manager who didn't want to send me home caught it and died."

...quite possibly the most literal case of "weird hill to die on, but at least you died"

What if my hard light hologram tails made half-life collision noises while I walked.

FC Osaka logo. A blue circle with black in the middle with FC OSAKA spelled out in italic impact font.

Poster's redesign for FC Osaka. A black wreath surrounds the logo. In the middle is a roundel design with black and white borders. The middle is light blue with an "O" and "FC" with it and "96" inside the C. Above the "FC" is a white 11-pointed star.

One of those times where I found a design I didn't like at all and acted to improve upon it immediately.

FC Osaka. Left side is the original. Right side is my idea.

Justice for Dr. Linda Davis. ICE must be held accountable for the deadly chain of events and the cruel aftermath.

Her memory lives on in every life she touched.

Pokemon fucking is second nature to us trans people so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only wants to fuck goodra and one or two eeveelutions And scolipede, of course Of course. (Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field.)

She's so real for this

Muppet Dr. Strangelove

What makes the most sense: The only human is Peter Sellers

What's INCREDIBLY funny: The only human is Peter Bull

Commission for a very well behaved @rosada0.bsky.social Featuring Mia~

OP'S car with hood open and, inexplicably, a slice of what appears to be rye bread lodged over an engine component.

Hey, it'll be okay.

Have a slice of toast.

Something's up I can feel it
#nsfw #furryart #imminent_transformation

dog girl streamer who only plays walking simulators