Brian de Plume

Ah yes, sarcococca season… when every evening stroll smells like a trip through a detergent factory.

So… my nephews figured out I could draw whatever they asked me to draw and started calling me “a human ChatGPT.” This fkn AI bubble can’t pop soon enough…

@itscodes.codyshipman.com just reworking your words over here!

The millennial urge to burn all your possessions and run away to a city you’ve never even visited halfway around the world at the slightest inconvenience. 🔥💅🏻

The Patience of Seeing Great photographs are often built, not found

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This makes sense: genAI, being built to generate stuff, replaces jobs in art and writing by generating slop art and slop writing. Many of us find its outputs repulsive, but companies don't seem to care.

Did you know Trump has his first case against “Antifa”?

Watch a clip of NLG Director of Mass Defense explain how the Trump Administration has used the President’s directive to go after “Antifa”, to prosecute the Prairieland Defendants.

The problem is… There is nowhere you can run that this shit won’t chase you.

I didn’t get a good time lapse installing the returns because I was out in the hallway and there were other folks out there, but they matched up pretty well!

Bonus cutting footage 🗡️

And flip-flops sure ain’t doorstops.

Another time lapse installing the vinyl print on the door. It was really fun trying to figure out how to get around the door handle! 😵

I’m sure there were ghosts before the Holy Ghost, otherwise what’s the point of the honorific.

He(tm) is the reason for EVERY season, apparently.

Christ.

So this was really an exercise in meeting a challenge on a shortish deadline. Not the most detailed or even “correct” drawing. The point here was to crank out a quick but passable scenic-type illustration, print it, and install within a week. Not perfect! But that’s not the point! 🥰🎃

Well this was the full image for the door wrap but I couldn’t really get a good photo of it cause the hall is too narrow hahahaa

No. Vinyled. Jfc get it right.

Haha vinyl. It’s a door wrap. I’m gonna install it tonight.

Oh look. What’s this?

a woman with pink hair is wearing a teddy bear sweater and making a funny face ALT: a woman with pink hair is wearing a teddy bear sweater and making a funny face

Meanwhile, inside my head… “take down, take down, take down-down-down-down...”

Isn’t it though? @chuckmertz.bsky.social

Mine keeps doing that, and I just thought it was because mine is barefoot 🤣

Ink and… ink portrait! #dowestilldohashtags? #ink #watercolor #acrylicpainting #portrait #seattleartist #seattlemodel #illustration

Respirator mask, tyvek suit, flocking gun. Fake snow.

Some real Clark Griswold shit here.