Doni AKA Not THE Threat

Nope, that’s a promise…

Matt… I’m kicking you in the shins the next time I see you!

Facts

I was gonna say, I’d happily do all of those things with you. But I’m married, and my wife doesn’t like to share 😂
You’ll find someone I’m sure😉
You are an absolute catch🥰

Nope

TMNT

Later this month @donifmtgc.bsky.social and I will be hosting 2 pods and everyone in the pod will be playing the same precon!
Let’s get silly!
#MTGxTMNT

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One of many amazing episodes of The Muppet Show

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It's time! @intentionalist.bsky.social is rocking their Receipt & Receive program all March for woman-owned businesses (what up, Women's History Month!) and if you upload your receipts all this month through the link below we can totally win the leaderboards!

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YES 🥰

Kevin’s mind is awesome when it comes to decks.

HAPPY FIRST EVICTION DAY!!!

FACTS

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

ECCC! Booth 11120 across from the Legging Lass! I got lots of goodies for you!

NEW OB NIXILIS COMBO WITH CASEY JONES

Come see me at Emerald City Comic Con all weekend long and check out the game I'm helping publish!

We are at booth 41325 with product AND you can learn how to play the game with me :)

Booooooooo tbf though we don’t have any Dunkin locations just a few spots where you can get their coffee.
I also rarely drink fancy coffee. I’m more of a home brew guy.
I do however use a blend of Dunkin’ French vanilla with my reg drip coffee.

Anything less than Dunkin’ is uncivilized… there I said it.

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Steph… You’re in Simic… Ramp exists! Not only that, but you’ve got several ways to cheat it out. Assuming it’s in your opening hand you should be able to cast as early as turn two, maybe three, run stifle effects and your GTG. No one said it was going to be EASY but if you can pull it off?!?!

You could have stopped at Hell is a Dutch Bros Line 😝

The Best Typal Cards in TMNT for Commander | EDHREC Are you a Typal Commander fan? Then check out this article to see all the best new cards for Typal strategies in the TMNT set.

Got a new article out, going over the awesome new Typal cards from TMNT!

Come for the set review, stay for the myriad jokes and puns!

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Unhoneys your comb

Turkey’s will drown themselves when it rains

I mean… just build simic Islandwalk. Sandwurm Convergence + Archetype of Imagination for defense. Quicksilver Fountain makes all your opponents have Islands. Multiple options to equip
Turtle with damage enhancers. Gives you all the fog effects and counterspells you can stand. You asked… 🤷‍♂️

Mom used to make it for me on my birthday. Haven’t had it in prolly a decade… I should make one but I couldn’t ever eat it all 😂 Err, rather shouldn’t eat a whole cake 😂

And cereal is soup… but no one wants to have that conversation either 😂