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@rapbastardz

2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order. Location: Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia

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He’s a perfect angel! His greatest offenses ever are occasionally burrying his lamb in the backyard, and howling at us when we come home if we’ve been gone for more than a few hours.

07.03.2026 05:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In case you were wondering who the sweetest boy in the world was, it’s Clyde.

07.03.2026 01:19 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Fuckin' nailed those stairs like a champ!

NAAAAAAAPPPP TYYYYYMMEEEEE!!!!

07.03.2026 01:08 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I predict Iran will carry out a terrorist attack in the form of a bomb on U.S. government property that very unfortunately destroys the Epstein Files.

07.03.2026 01:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“If you’ll excuse me now, my diaper is quite full.”

06.03.2026 23:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two world powers getting together and ganging up on us — especially one with nuclear weapons, is an easy thing. I’m talking about women’s sports, baby.

06.03.2026 23:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Uh-oh, someone is going to have a miserable day cheating at golf tomorrow.

06.03.2026 22:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sorry, what’s the point of college again?

06.03.2026 22:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Plus, she was getting LAID on that plane!

06.03.2026 22:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It would be nice to write things like this before their Senate approval hearings and votes, rather than after their wave of chaotic destruction and subsequent firings.

06.03.2026 22:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brave.

06.03.2026 22:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A dumb shit take from the dumb shit whose job it is to lie for her dumb shit boss.

06.03.2026 22:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 21:57 👍 14640 🔁 3791 💬 287 📌 91

Yeah, and we did all of that when we registered to vote, fuckwad.

Go away.

06.03.2026 22:04 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Damn it. I snorted.

06.03.2026 22:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome to the party, pal.

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06.03.2026 21:06 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome to the party, pals.

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06.03.2026 21:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A billion dollars worth of bombs a day until we run out.

This should be fun.

06.03.2026 21:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep, you gotta look at the bright side.

06.03.2026 20:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But does she at least get conservation points for putting it in the green compost bin??

06.03.2026 20:08 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry in advance.

06.03.2026 20:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Teared up 🥲

06.03.2026 20:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Obama has the crowd at Jesse Jackson's eulogy hanging on his every word

06.03.2026 19:54 👍 7183 🔁 1597 💬 272 📌 162

Imagine if we had a leader try to warn us about this 47 years ago??

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06.03.2026 19:57 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

At least until you fuckers will stop talking about the Epistein/Trump Files.

06.03.2026 18:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big mistake in thinking Trump is the leader of the free world now.

06.03.2026 18:16 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For $1 billion a day, you better call it a war.

Conflict should be like a couple of million.

06.03.2026 16:48 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unc's too busy with his Absolute screwdriver and his dating app, kid.

06.03.2026 16:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kash is next.

06.03.2026 15:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Or goat. Or dog. Or whatever.

#JusticeForCricket

06.03.2026 15:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0