Lizzy McGuire

Ugh I love him so much.

A wooden box with a door, attached to a telephone pole. Windows in the door reveal shelves with toy cars inside. There's a sign above.

Close up of the sign, which says, "Welcome to Mini Garage, the mini trading post! Take a car, leave a car, free for everyone. Follow @minigarage504 on Instagram."

Close up of the various toy cars in the window. They appear to be rad.

This extremely rules

See, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social, pickle ball court. That’s where there was no seasoning.

Nope. You said you were already dead. Be dead. No updating your will. Postmortem updates will not be upheld.

Do I have to do the batdance for your funeral too?

What does this make you, @fartsjohnson.bsky.social?

Comic strip Panel 1 Edgar Allan Poe: Honey? Who delivered this letter? It smells like French perfume? Panel 2: Poe reading the letter. Letter: Dear Mr. Poe - I love your work! Poe: Hm. Panel 3: Jules Verne writing the letter, lying on his stomach and kicking his feet. Letter: Can you put more balloons in your stories? I think we should be friends! Panel 4: Poe, now writing on his back. Letter: Also, I drew a picture of us! Write me back, love Jules Panel 5: A drawing of Poe and Verne in a balloon. The balloon is labeled, "BROS" Panel 6: Poe looking at the letter suspiciously.

People forget the Kate Beaton comic the "Poe looking suspiciously at a letter" meme comes from is also a devastating read on Jules Verne.

You youths would never believe this, but back in the aughts, a page playing a video without your say-so was the international symbol for, “Get the fuck off that page 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸 and pray you didn’t get infected.”

I also don’t believe black pepper and salt should count as a seasonings. It’s sort of like adding water to powder drink mix. It’s just one of those necessary steps. Seasoning is the stuff you can’t find on a picnic table where people play pickle ball.

He just told me about this. I told him I’m on your side.

I would like to order one of everything, kthanx

OMG I DIDN’T EVEN READ IT! I’m dying 😂

Love this 🩷

I was about to text to make sure you’re still alive but thought I’d check here first. I’m happy you’re alive and happy, both of you! 🩷

How I met @fartsjohnson.bsky.social for the second time

@jamesleech.bsky.social

a black cat is sitting in front of a brick wall holding a pair of scissors in its paws . ALT: a black cat is sitting in front of a brick wall holding a pair of scissors in its paws .

As if you weren’t aware of what you were gonna get too

Don’t you try to make me look foolish on Beyoncé’s internet.

And the head tilt lol

The soulful eyes are clearly genetic!

I spend too much time talking to @fartsjohnson.bsky.social because I definitely thought this said Twin Peaks and it was Sad James™️ and BOB wearing a hat

Omg I love this! 🩷

a man pouring spaghetti on a plate with the words " why don 't you eat some basghetti " Alt: a man pouring spaghetti on a plate with the words " why don 't you eat some basghetti "

I made too much spaghetti and now I can’t stop saying this to the cats

New routines are tough for everyone.

I’m referring to your sentient hair.

Because I am Mandy.

Your reading comprehension is exquisite

I’m going to start a new series called:
“Replies to My BFF When He Is A Fool Late At Night” not to be confused with “Replies to My BFF When He Is A Fool Any Other Time of Day.” That one is only available on my Patreon.

@fartsjohnson.bsky.social

Charlie Daniels aka Herald of Hell aka Keeper of Souls aka Huevos RanCharos aka Charnerys Targaryen aka Charzard

2009-2026

Rest easy, my tiny hell hound.

Besties

@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
@jamesleech.bsky.social