Jim

Dear MAGA and Fox News, RSVP ASAP in order to get a ringside seat on the Pander Express. You don't want his flamethrower pointed your direction...

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

I'll believe it when I see it.

Listen, it’s time to be blunt:

*The Constitution no longer applies

*We live in a dictatorship

*There isn’t gonna BE a midterm election

And for those of you about to come at me with “go high” or “don’t play into their hands”… how many murders is too much. Asking for MN.

Obergruppenführer Bovino believes that the Federal Government can decide in the moment which parts of the Constitution don't apply.

Donald Trump could be naked, yelling at cars on the freeway, and Republicans would still be all "Democrats have just never witnessed a genius at work".

DHS was created to FIGHT terrorists, not to BE terrorists. It needs to be defunded by congress in 2027, and we should select candidates who run on that platform.

Not actually something said. It's how they behave but it's a false quote.

1. A blockade is an act of war

2. The idea that Venezuela has stolen land from the United States is so laughably stupid on its face that even some of his base is like 🤨

3. It’s always about oil.

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An ex Fox News host is murdering people for ratings, views, and propaganda. Our Secretary of defense is basically making snuff films.

If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.

In the late 90s, the same people were looking at Bill Clinton, reminding us that character matters.

Conservative radio host 👇🏽

Calling the press “fake news” is harmful. Calling them “seditious, perhaps even treasonous” for publishing reporting is something else entirely. Treason is a capital crime. Suggesting journalists should face it for exercising their First Amendment rights and doing their jobs is dangerous.

Immigrants ‘plucked out of line’ at citizenship ceremony at Faneuil Hall “the cradle of liberty”.

If you ever claimed you want immigrants to do it the right way, this should outrage you. On the other hand, If you think this was okay, you need to come to terms with your white nationalist views.

Hear me out: offer Nick Saban a 2 year contract to be Tennessee's defensive coordinator

Joshua Dobbs is not amused.

What person has Trump ever worried about hurting? Answer: Donald Trump

Maybe if he eased up on rage posting in the middle of the night he might stay awake during cabinet meetings.

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Is the reason they had to dig back to 2019 because Trump is golfing?

Of course Trump defends the Saudi Crown Prince, who ordered the killing of a journalist. Have you seen the way he talks to reporters?

If only.

President Zelenskyy came to the White House, looking for help from his longstanding ally.

He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.

Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.

He was revered.

When you say about a murdered journalist, "well, he was very controversial, a lot of people didn't like him, things happen," you have no business being President.

Autopen? If so then is it invalid, as per trump's logic?

No one should have to face such threats.

It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.

It's Game Day!