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I am running this 5K tomorrow and I’m soooo close to my goal of raising $5K for @hofoco.org.

Even if you can’t donate a repost would be 😍. We rescue millions of pounds of good food about to be wasted each year and get it to those who need it. Help the environment and help fight hunger 🤝

Jasmine Crockett has said controversial things lol….apparently Nicole follows the speaker of the house formula of not reading or listening to things the president says.

Wait, who is that playing bass?!

Certainly appears moms with whistles won the Battle of Minneapolis.

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable

Guac shake time!

Not to be one of those people that just rents about a bad customer service experience online (totally just about to do that), but has Apple’s order support just been directly switched out to AI instead of real people?! I challenge any Apple exec to try and get support and not go insane…

SwiftUI Fundamentals is great!

Not a new album, but “Gary Clark Jr. Live” is one of the best live albums I’ve ever listened to. Probably one of the best albums period. One of the few live albums where you can hear the energy from the crowd with little subtle things that come through the crowd mics.

seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email

absolutely insane that we’re all just expected to be working jobs right now

Baseball, like everything else in the US, would be way more boring without any foreign-born people.

If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.

"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account

Big day for the grifter-industrial complex. Big day.

The semantics-obsessed nerd in me can't help but point out that Kimmel didn't actually say the murderer was this group or that. So *IF* he's being punished for *THAT* line, it's not only FCC overreach, it's also just a failure of comprehension.

One of my favorite childhood memories was finding a baby snapping turtle and keeping it for a week or so before my mom took me to a pond before work one day and we let it loose. I swear that it turned around and watched us for a few seconds before we let it go.

A baby snapping turtle in my hand.

A baby snapping turtle craning their neck in the grass and weeds.

A grumpy baby snapping turtle looking at me over the creeping charlie.

6 baby snapping turtles on a stone paver.

I'M LOSING MY MIND, THE BEST AND MOST EXCITING YHING JUST HAPPENED, BABY SNAPPING TURTLES HATCHED IN MY YARD, HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOW HOLY FUCK

Guy who wrote a book saying his mom is a junkie slag and his people are lazy trash thinks that everyone else should be more grateful

An @afm-union.bsky.social and @sagaftra.org gal.

An NFLPA guy.

We love a union love story. Congrats Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce!

Now this is a journalist who deserves respect.

Everyone's screaming about how the left doesn't compromise and I keep saying I will vote for this guy. I am a communist who will vote for a billionaire. Centrists, tell me about even one instance when you have compromised like anything close to this. Or at all.

My company has been pushing us to use AI more to test out productivity boosts. Yesterday I used Claude and I was able to do 2 days of work in 1. Today I am losing that time back because Claude decided to wake up and become a blithering idiot.

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.