Andy Bonar

Honestly fair fucks to Vittorio Angelone for calling out Penny Mordaunt on Last Leg

Djalili always had this chat that he was "the UK's only Iranian comedian" or something like that, and I was like, hmm, Shappi Khorsandi is right there, pal

Screenshot of "Large adult son" on twitter telling Omid Djalili "This is your Linehan moment you stupid cunt" and Omid replying "And @Glinner was proved right". He is being ratioed with 64 comments to 51 likes

Oh he's GONE holy shit

they're either off a boat or from the docks or something?

Cos it goes nicely with a bunch of old lanterns, bits of ship's rigging and a wee chunk of dead tree? Probably saw it on one of they 'mood boards', idk. I mean it's obviously worked cos they got the place sold...

Flat next door has now been sold - they've got low lights on all the time and there's no blinds, so every time I come back from the shops and go past the window I'm like, "Yes, but WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO PUT THE FRIDGE?" I'm obsessed, send help pls.

Took advantage of the apparent spring weather to go out and prune the roses and the hydrangea; now covered in wee fuckin' dead bits of cypress. That's ma good jumper anaw.

ian huntley is dead. i'll always remember how the british press attempted to incite hatred against the trans community by reporting he was transitioning, then apologised to him for incorrect reporting instead of apologising to trans people

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

This is like when we were on a train back from Central one night and a couple asked us if this was "the train to Ibrox"

Tell me you don't have a fucking clue about Glasgow without telling me that you don't have a fucking clue about Glasgow

I'd just be like, "Everywhere, man. EVERYWHERE"

Rubio: “Let me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”

Tell Kristi. I want her to know it was me.

South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

BREAKING: Joani Reid's husband exiled to the Quantum Zone

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Seem to recall the primary school stopped doing it, which was greeted with the expected mixture of stroppy noises and sighs of relief

Blake's 7 reboot coming along nicely

Or to give it its full title, What Do You Mean It's World Bloody Book Day, You Never Told Us Until This Morning.

A GOP Senator and four Capitol officers behaved like goons and broke the arm of a Marine protesting the war on Iran.

The symbolism is not lost on me.

If I shit on your dining table it’s not a distraction from me shitting in your bed.

I also shat in your sock drawer.

I'm starting to think the FIFA Peace Prize doesn't really mean that much, to be honest.

WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 03: U.S. Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) speaks as U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem testifies before the Senate Judiciary Committee in the Dirksen Senate Office Building on March 03, 2026 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Cory Booker to Kristi Noem: “Either you are utterly incompetent or you are violating laws with impunity — You should step down from your position. If you don’t, you should be removed by this president, and if not, Congress should impeach you”

If it's a defensive operation, why did you guys rename yourselves the Department of War from the Department of Defense? Something seems off here, can't put my finger on it

praying they don't fix the headline

www.kctv5.com/video/2026/0...

You can't have war in Ecuador. You already have wars in Venezuela and Iran. Put some wars back.

joani reid alive in china

"Keep an eye on Joani Reid" writes Euan McColm in the Spectator.

Thanks for the tip-off, Euan. I certainly will.

Joani Reid is a particularly nasty terf who once described trans people as a “virus” so excuse me if I am very much enjoying/crossing my fingers for her downfall lol