Thank you so much. o7
Thank you so much. o7
Being a hostage ruined blinking twice for me
hello Emily are you single. I need you more than I need air to breathe
It comes with egg roll? Wow. I didn't know that, I'm now just learning it comes with egg roll for the first time.
I move in silence
hung out with this Russian dude and he put on a 30 minute David Guetta playlist video and we basically watched a David Guetta slideshow
(my chemical romance voice) when I was
a young boy
my father
called me a gay boy sissy
chat lgpt
bluesky invite tonite queen ??
bluesky invite tonite? ๐๐
wdym
I can finally joke about killing myself
guy who tries to eat all of the fortune cookies in pursuit of secret ancient knowledge
Who cares if they sell my information to China? In fact, I think the Chinese should have access to everything.
pride month is over and my uncle is wondering how he can have gay sex again. someone please help.
you must choose mr. Bond
the cashier at the grocery store asked if I had a rewards card with them and I said no and they all started laughing at me and started throwing rocks at me and then they took a gun out and started shooting me and also one of them called me fat and gay and poor and a whore
how the fuck am I supposed to convince people to buy pics of my boobs on here
lowbies unite
twitter down and I don't know how I'm going to waste time on the clock, what's the point of working anymore
Pei Wei Herman and he's Chinese
Looking for 10,000 people, I'm going to follow you all.
when I can't figure out how to use this shit and I also hate how hot it is
back in my day, the only blue sky we ever talked about was the one up above
how the hell do some of y'all have 2k posts on here already
Can we threaten to kill people on here
hello