Anna

Eye chart incantations.

Thoughtful

Someone check polymarket so we know how long her firing has been in the works

We want to destroy their navy, but not in a war way. In just, like, a chill way. Definitely not a war. Just a run-of-the-mill non-combat destruction of another country’s armed forces.

As a former New Englander- we know they’re shitty coffee and donuts, but they’re OUR shitty coffee and donuts, goddammit.

Thank you!

Which of your books would you recommend I get for my dad as his introduction to your work? He loves Vonnegut and Douglas Adams.

If they wrote a version of We Didn’t Start the Fire for the current moment, it’d be like that Borges story where the map is the same size as the terrain it represents

Sometimes I have dreams that take place in cells of an excel spreadsheet

Facebook pos by Representative Jayapal: Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal • • • • X Yesterday at 9:16 AM • 6 Hours before U.S. strikes in Iran, new accounts made predictions on Polymarket, which Trump Jr. is on the advisory board for, raking in massive profits. This is beyond suspicious. No one should profit from a war that has already cost American lives - these bets need to be investigated and banned. The post includes and image of smoke and fire in Iran with this headline: 'Insane This Is Legal: Bettors Make Huge Profits From Suspiciously Timed Wagers on Iran War Common Dreams Caption on the photo: Bettors on the prediction platform Polymarket made a killing with suspiciously timed wagers that the United States would attack Iran by February 28, the day President Donald Trump announced a bombing campaign against the Middle East nation.

Writing tip for Congress members: Use active voice instead of passive voice.

Passive voice: “They need to be investigated.”

Who will investigate them? Columbo? Inspector Gadget?

Active language would look like this: “I will introduce articles of impeachment and Congress will investigate.”

Once at Yom Kippur we were taking turns reading and everyone kept swapping in different pronouns for god: he, she, they. Then one person used the pronoun “we” for god, and everyone nodded and made an audible “ooohhhhh”

They should make a How It’s Made episode about how episodes of How It’s Made are made.

Anytime

Here ya go…. One shot of dopamine

I think taking out a foreign head of state every month is bad and the people responsible for doing it should be impeached

We are legion

This explains why there are so many feral horses in New York City

Illini acted bit of book of kells. A snake forming what I think is the letter T.

Book of Kells

In looksminning. I’m pajama-and-crocs-pilled

My animals have rituals, and it is my job as a nun of the order of the husky to respect and uphold those rituals

The head of a lightly sleeping husky dog on a comforter

I need to do the dishes, but my husky informed me that it’s time to go to bed, so I’m laying in bed with my jeans on waiting for him to be deep enough asleep for me to sneak away

“Everything’s computer”

Wow! I’m sure everything will turn out great! I look forward to being in the thrall of someone’s terrible and cruel whims!

I assume so. Right now it’s just me and two other members. We all three live on Vashon island. I’ve been in the group for ten years. We started meeting virtually during the pandemic and found we really liked it, so we still meet virtually.

I’m in one that meets on Sundays at 6 pm Pacific via Google Meet

Thinking about how at Tu B’Shvat someone said that trees and lungs are two complementary organs of a larger system

The Borei Pri Ha'Adamah blessing comes to mind

He’s a child playing with Hot Wheels, and yet they put his every passing imaginative scenario in the paper as if they were real thoughts articulated by a real adult person.

The Maury Island Incident really happened

The reason billionaires care so much about living forever is because the only problem they have in life is that the will someday die