Terrifying Effigies

Trump will cut off oil shipments to the blue states so Huckton Gribbly Jr can continue rolling coal 7 days a week.

Maybe it would...if they could ever actually log off.

Keep a close eye out for the mummy of Pharoah Carville creeping up behind you though!

Deep in the DNC catacombs, carefully unrolling a crumbling papyrus labeled *CLINTON-GORE '92*

Tbf one of the times the east coast got in on the action as well

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

You check for trolls recently?

Most major credit card transactions are still going through COBOL mainframes, will be interesting to see happens after AI 'streamlining'

The misty draped trail is moody and dark except for the sunlight trying to break through.

Forest moments when the moodiest of vibes is owned 📷🕊️ …

SB: I'm Smokey Bear

JM: and I'm James Mercer of aughts indie darlings The Shins

SB: And we have a message for all you hikers who think it's cool to stack rocks

JM: Listen, an it'll change your life.

[Unison] Cairning is creepy

A cartoon illustration of batman smiling while sitting on a stump, surrounded by robins. Caption reads "Batman and robins."

The first signs of spring. #grickledoodle #batman #robin #spring #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Zheng He Day when

Japan would legitimately break his mind

Looking down at Harper's Ferry WV and the confluence of the Shenandoah and Potomac Rivers from Maryland Heights. A small snow covered town sits on a peninsula between two partially frozen rivers, with two railroad bridges crossing the foreground.

A thawing Harper's Ferry from Maryland Heights 📷 #photography #landscape

Really good timing, I was planning on hitting Hawaii Volcanoes NP later this year!

A fact that sounds like bullshit but is actually true:

There is more square footage of parking *per car* in the US than there is square footage of housing *per person.*

But the whistles bro

Arlington voters filming themselves in black balaclavas in front of the Sic Semper Tyrannis flag

Thanks!

Three juvenile bald eagles (?) flying low over a partially frozen river. One of the eagles has a chunk of ice in it's talons. A group of canada geese in the background studiously ignore them.

Three juvenile bald eagles (?) swoop towards a fourth standing on a shelf of ice defending his ice chunk.

Two more juvenile bald eagles (?) spectate as the other four swoop around the ice chunk. The one on the left has odds on Bob.

Two juvenile bald eagles (?) spar in the air as four more observe. Who will win the chunk of ice?

At first I thought this group of juvenile bald eagles (?) was fighting over a fish, but turns out they were playing keep-away with a chunk of ice out of the river (canada geese studiously ignoring them). Must be getting ready for the big game! #photography #birds

another year of us not running a super bowl ad

I'd add Weird Al but that's pretty much cheating.

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

Even if ol' Bobby could beat any Continental army circa ~1863, the key point is he couldn't beat the army that mattered.

"Who the fuck cares if you can give the King of the Belgians a swirly" - US Grant

Black and white photo of water flowing over a small beaver dam after a recent snow storm. Inky black water rushes over a barrier of saplings into a mass of frozen foam.

Black & white neighborhood beaver dam 📷 #photography #nature #monochrome

And you don't want to know what Babe does to them

Can't wait for the requirements discourse.

You know who didn't believe in requirements? Stockton Rush, until about 50 milliseconds after requirements decided to have a say.

I thought he was a cartoon dog?

Security questionnaire asking whether or not you have stairs in your house.