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my wife is going to divorce me because the wifi doesn't work and the soonest xfinity can get out here is in four days

i get most of my book recommendations from claire rousay's instagram stories

i would do anything for this creature, including moving to a smaller and more expensive housing situation

my gf showed me the demo for town of zoz last night, and it was like seeing what rune factory 5 should've been, i think i have to buy it day 1 on principle

i got to let my dog go off-leash in a fenced backyard for the first time in her life, and she was so happy. it was all worth it

i think esoteric ebb is one of those things where i'd love it if i played it, no doubt, but i need to actively avoid people telling me about it because it's too close to having a coworker tell you about a joke they saw on reddit

rhodo have always been a live band first, but i do have mixed feelings about their current approach. the scarce bursts of intensity are really great, but it's tough to stand through an 18-minute buildup that doesn't feel like it's going anywhere. i feel like they're in a bit of a sophomore slump.

i wanna be done moving... i'm tired of boxes... no more lil trips back and forth...

strong disagree, filing an appeal in the municipal courts as we speak

i will fumble you into the dark

there's still guys out there who wear the tiny little beanies that don't cover their ears

sometimes i log in and it's like "aw i missed you guys"

strangling a victorian child with my bare hands and telling the police he got into my doritos

dan flashesssss also your hair and nails are 💯💯💯

you misspelled "water"

this lesson is for home use only, do not try this at work

it's insane how being honest about your feelings solves like 90% of all problems and makes things immediately better. it's a lesson i'll never internalize, despite learning it multiple times a year, but it's still remarkable each time it works out.

that's just how i feel about it

music is all there is in life

i should've done my ohioan one years ago, i don't know if they'll let me anymore

TOBR発売おめでとうございます！！㊗️
テイルズの中で1番ストーリーが好きなテイルズです！

reciting all 5 digits of pi flawlessly

there's a guy on my street picking up litter, so i'm throwing my cigarette butts on the ground just to give him something to do 🤗❤️

now i just need to get every other aspect of my life together

that one made me a better drummer *and* a better bassist

an old jazz teacher taught me that the bassist is in charge of the rhythm section, and a good drummer knows to follow the bassist, rather than the other way around

i just had my final deep-cleaning at the dentist, so now i can just go in twice a year for regular maintenance cleanings like a regular woman who has her life together 🥳

i'm glad to hear it! i've only played rorona, ryza 1, and resleriana (and i haven't beaten any of them), but i think dusk's tone is gonna really be up my alley