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Why do i feel like the president is just going to stop appearing in public and they'll just release AI videos until people start demanding proof of life
he was the kinda guy who wasnt afraid to proclaim SEIZE HIM!!! and i respect that
Oswald Spencer, the founder of Umbrella, is a bad guy. We all agree on this. I just think it's a top tier villain move to hire an architect to build your puzzling, labyrinthian mansion only for him to find the last room is.... the builder's tomb. That gets style points! That's all I'm saying!
We're live with our first Make 'Em Play! Ryan and Jeff are playing Myst right now!
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Pluribussy. Is this anything
okay i am going to die on this hill. you can't take any game and say it's cozy just because you're all wrapped up in a blanket and sipping cocoa while you play it... we need to draw a line!!!
he has an admirably wide stance
I dunno I've never played these games but they seem like a hoot and a holler
fuck dude. hope you didn't have to stare into a panopticon that unraveled your very sense of self :/
Has anyone ever reacted well to an early photo of characters from a TV show. I remember there was that little clip of Henry Cavill as Geralt and everyone went BOOOOOOO THATS A PARTY CITY WIG but then the show came out and it was fine. anyways withing the best to Mr. God of War
Super Battle Golf
I described a game as "Mario Party but for sociopaths" in my house and he went "so... mario party...."
It's some real, the king hears a prophecy is son is going to die via lion, so he locks him in a tower with a portrait of a lion, and the prince punches it and get sepsis kinda shit
instead of doing normal date night things my husband and i find public lobbies in super battle golf with titles like "heated rivalry but for golf" and listen to grown men scream in rage www.rogue.site/editorials/s...
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I mention the next updates later on in the piece! Final chapter was the term used in PR emails, I'm aware of the incoming epilogues :)
the way i CRIED at the final reveal
[smashes through your drywall] go play Scarlet Hollow. this is not an option www.rogue.site/editorials/s...
It's still so funny to me that Resident Evil 7 was like "Woah! Things have gotten out of hand! We're scaling this series back to one small story about one family and an isolated experiment" and then Resident Evil 8 was like "WELCOME TO WEREWOLF VILLAGE. THIS GUY HAS AN AIRPLANE ENGINE FOR A HEAD"
my husband and i will occasionally ask each other, 'do u like pizza'
<thoughtfully fingers second Onion Offense card>
We're a few years into the whole AI thing and the only AI-created thing that I can actually remember is the trail cam photos of Gwyneth Paltrow
my fault for checking my phone I guess
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It's like the Mormon bubbling thing
[lying] he's a silly dog who likes cheese
the real advent children were the friends we made along the way
I refuse to believe they meant for Arator to be hot. He's too cringe in a specific way that aligns with his story. The man is cringe!!!
I got an email with the word "Celestvoidvania" in it today and i am now, unfortunately, da joker